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| Thread ID: 65016 | 2006-01-04 17:02:00 | Some people have all the fun | JJJJJ (528) | PC World Chat |
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| 418240 | 2006-01-04 17:02:00 | 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE........... 'Twas the night before Christmas, at Rock-Away Rest, And all of us seniors, were looking our best! Our glasses, how sparkly - our wrinkles, how merry, Our punch bowl held prune juice - plus three drops of sherry! A bed sock was taped to each walker in hope, That Santa would bring us soft candy and soap. We surely are lucky, to be here with friends, Secure in this home - and in our "Depends". The bedpans, so shiny, all stood in a row, Reflecting our candle's magnificent glow. Our resident wanderer was tied to her chair, In hopes that at bedtime, she still would be there! Our supper so festive, the joy wouldn't stop, Was creamy warm oatmeal - with sprinkles on top! Dessert was red Jell-o, so jiggly and great, With puree of fruitcake, spooned onto each plate! Then, out on the porch there arose such a clatter, But we are so deaf, it just doesn't matter! When a strange old fellow, flew in through the door, Tripped on the sill, and fell flat on the floor! 'Twas just our Director, all togged out in red, He jiggled and giggled and patted each head, We knew from the way that he strutted and jived, Our old-age security cheques must have arrived! But soon we were snuggled deep in our beds, While nurses distributed our nocturnal meds! And so ends our X'mas, at Rock-Away Rest, Before long you'll be with us, and we wish you the best! |
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| 418241 | 2006-01-04 21:03:00 | Good one Jack, but I don't want to look that far ahead. Trevor :) |
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