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Thread ID: 65131	2006-01-08 20:35:00	Monday laughs: Golfers	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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419283	2006-01-08 20:35:00	Al was a keen golfer and was out on the course at first light as often as he could manage. He got out of bed early one morning, trying not to wake his wife, got dressed and sneaked out of the house. The weather wasn't looking too good as he left, but ever an optimist, he hoped it would clear by the time he teed off. He got to the golf course but it was starting to rain heavily so he decided to have a hot drink while he waited for the weather to clear. He went into the club house for a cup of coffee and a bite to eat, and once finished he started out the door but saw it was turning into a bad thunderstorm, making it too dangerous to golf, so he got back into his truck and headed back home. When he got home, Al sneaked in very quietly, took off his clothes and climbed back into bed, snuggling next to his wife and mumbling about the terrible rain and thunder out there. "Yeah," said his wife, "and my stupid husband is out golfing in it!" Cheers Billy 8-{) Please vote in my "Trusted Terminology" poll (pressf1.pcworld.co.nz) I need 50 or more responses if I can get them.	Billy T (70)
419284	2006-01-08 23:50:00	smirk smirk ADoctor, a Priest and an Engineer were out playing golf one day when they came up behind another bunch playing really slowly. They try a little patience and finally one of them asks a passing Greenkeeper. "How come these people are so slow?" and the Greenkeeper says T"They're blind," "Thats too bad', says the Doctor. " I'll see what my clinic can do for them." "That's so sad." says the Priest." I'll pray for them." And the Engineer says, "Why don't they play at night?"	mark c (247)
419285	2006-01-09 00:18:00	A british couple, an Irish couple, and a Scottish couple are at the links ready to tee off. The Brit's wife steps up to tee off and as she bends over to place ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Allo, why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeepig money to afford to buy any!" The Brit immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Paul, here's $50, go buy yourself some underwear." Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman! You've no knickers! Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me!" He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Patrick, here's $20, go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot mon woman! Why d'ye have nae knickers?" She too explains, "You nae give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any!" The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St Andrew, lass, here's a comb, at least tidy yourself up a wee bit."	Myth (110)
419286	2006-01-09 01:18:00	A Catholic priest and an altar boy are out on the back 9, late for mass and the altar boy speaks up and says: "Father, we are an hour late for you to deliver the mass, we've gotta get back soon!" The priest laughs and says: "Look lad, this is the best round I've ever played and I'm sure the good Lord will forgive me this one time". The altar boy, spying a very dark storm coming in over the horizon tells the priest that he'd better get done really soon as there's going to be a lot of lightning in the next few minutes and this might be God's way to get the game over with and the pair back to morning mass. The priest just laughs and tells the altar boy that God does not work that way. At that same moment a lightning bolt hits the tree just behind the priest. The priest looks at the smoldering tree and tells the altar boy to hold a 2-iron over the priest's head. Doing so, the altar boy asks: "Why do you want me to hold a 2-iron over your head?" The priest answers: "Even God can't hit a 2-iron".	SurferJoe46 (51)
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