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Thread ID: 65324 2006-01-14 12:10:00 Paramilitary Groups CreightonBrown (5692) PC World Chat
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421002 2006-01-17 03:54:00 If anyone is interested, I'm running a special on Glad security helmets. These are manufactured, to exacting NASA and NSA black helicopter standards, of ultra hi-tek aluminium foil to protect the wearer from from any number of insidious interceptions. One size fits all.

For just three easy payments of 59.95 + postage, you get:

One 300mm x 600mm Glad ultra hi-tek foil,
folding and twisting instructions,
one ultr hi-tek acrylic propeller,
one ultr hi-tek cadmium plated pin,
one length of ultra hi-tek elasticised band with ultra hi-tek knot tying intructions,
directions to your nearest discount liqour store.

Family packs are available at substantial discounts on order. Orders via internet only, delivery on receipt of the final payment.
Murray P (44)
421003 2006-01-17 07:51:00 Can I get a discount to sponsor a bulk pack for CB? :rolleyes: Greg (193)
421004 2006-01-17 08:00:00 For just three easy payments...


Woohoo.
EASY payments.
Well in that case I don't care what it is I just gotta have it.

:D
manicminer (4219)
421005 2006-01-17 08:20:00 Does anyone have reports of which, if any, paramilitary groups which aid new zealand and the world [instead of themselves against national interest] exist in New Zealand?

The Salvation Army?
godfather (25)
421006 2006-01-17 08:23:00 The Salvation Army?

Heh, they rattle a mean collection tin :lol:

Please, can this thread be closed? Please.
gibler (49)
421007 2006-01-17 08:34:00 Can I get a discount to sponsor a bulk pack for CB? :rolleyes:

You can purchase as many as you like . For extra large orders I'll even throw in a hand towel . :D


I should say that one would be ample per person BTW, unless you habituallyfrequent capital cities, back streets or Arizona, in which case, I strongly advise that you to wear two and keep two spares handy and, check out our easy to install ultra hi-tek foil bed valances and wardrobe/cupboard door tape (equally efficient on reds) .




Goddie & Gibler, you know the way out . :rolleyes:
Murray P (44)
421008 2006-01-17 08:37:00 *wipes tear from eye*
*sigh* this is some great comic relief. :lol: :lol: :lol:
bob_doe_nz (92)
421009 2006-02-09 03:44:00 Are you sure by encrypted messages, they don't read:


Dear Mr Brown,

Thank you for taking the time to send us yet another suggestion/submission. Please for the love of God and your country stop.

With Love,

The NSA.

Pure gold, right there. :lol: :lol:

It's good to come back every once in a while and get some comedy from WTF. :D
E|im (87)
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