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| Thread ID: 65706 | 2006-01-27 22:54:00 | Are there any plants in this forum? | Greven (91) | PC World Chat |
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| 424762 | 2006-01-28 09:16:00 | It's past your bedtime GF. ;) | Greg (193) | ||
| 424763 | 2006-01-28 18:44:00 | I confirm that is true. Its also of interest to note that this sober revelation confirms that genetic enhancement of a lawyer will make it reach the intellectual equivalent of a tomato plant. All is now revealed, the world is a better place with this knowledge. Now to make some relish.Genetically modified lawyers??? Assuming the mad scientist behind this idea bred in some honesty; this idea can only be a good thing :D But then.. we all know what ASSUME means :( Godfather, can you tell us more of this mad experiment please? Note for those who don't know what assume means... ASSUME makes an ASS of U and ME |
Myth (110) | ||
| 424764 | 2006-01-29 01:28:00 | Genetically modified lawyers??? Godfather, can you tell us more of this mad experiment please? Sorry, but as the process is the subject of a great deal of Intellectual Property, I can only hint at the background to the experiment. The breakthrough came by accidentally reversing the normal process. We now feed very expensive manure to the lawyers, the reverse of what applies in the norm. Once they become adapted to the process, their personality improves beyond recognition however. As witnessed here. |
godfather (25) | ||
| 424765 | 2006-01-29 01:33:00 | The process is well known, and the normal product is quite popular: mushrooms. In many fields, the process is reversed and it's people who are kept in the dark and fed manure. Mushrooms thrive on the product from chickens. For lawyers, the manure must be taurine. |
Graham L (2) | ||
| 424766 | 2006-01-29 13:06:00 | Magic Graham, magic :waughh: | Murray P (44) | ||
| 424767 | 2006-01-29 20:52:00 | Mushrooms thrive on the product from chickens . For lawyers, the manure must be taurine . What a load of bull . And very clever . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
Winston001 (3612) | ||
| 424768 | 2006-01-29 21:00:00 | What a load of bull. No, "bull" is what tomatoes are best fed on, or mushrooms. :D | personthingy (1670) | ||
| 424769 | 2006-01-29 21:41:00 | Personally, my own garden runs on horse, sawdust, and kitchen waste.... I'd hate to see it running on bull or taurine :p |
personthingy (1670) | ||
| 424770 | 2006-01-30 01:59:00 | No, "bull" is what tomatoes are best fed on, or mushrooms. :D We are sooooo behind you NZ'ers; we only get garlic and butter on our mushrooms. :D |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 424771 | 2006-01-30 03:28:00 | But they are grown on the same material, if they are any good. :D (It is made into compost). | Graham L (2) | ||
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