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Thread ID: 65940 2006-02-05 20:09:00 Monday laughs: Holiday Blonde-fest.... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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427506 2006-02-06 23:11:00 I very much doubt that a phone would be able to pick up & reproduce the inaudable radio waves those remote car unlockers use.It doesn't have to... it's using the unlock feature of the second fone to unlock the car near the first phone by pure magic!

There's also a teleport feature, but i've forgotten the key combination :D :p
personthingy (1670)
427507 2006-02-07 00:44:00 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing . She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice .


After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice . Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE . "


Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole .


Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE . "


The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice . She set up her stool and once more tried again to cut her hole .


The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE . "


She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"



:rolleyes:
Odysseus (9186)
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