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| Thread ID: 66021 | 2006-02-08 06:45:00 | Dear Pets: | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 428415 | 2006-02-08 06:45:00 | Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years and canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids ... They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college -- and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 428416 | 2006-02-08 08:06:00 | Joe - Did you manage to type that long post without the assistance of your cat attempting to help on the keyboard. Mine find it irrisistable. | Dally (6292) | ||
| 428417 | 2006-02-08 10:38:00 | Joe - Did you manage to type that long post without the assistance of your cat attempting to help on the keyboard. Mine find it irrisistable. heh heh :D |
stu161204 (123) | ||
| 428418 | 2006-02-08 18:36:00 | I actually like my chickens better...I raise some rather exotic ones from Polish to Frizzles and then the true egg-layers are the Jersey Giants, the Aracanas and of course my African Geese. Every chicken has it's own personae and they are truly different from bird to bird. My dog (Brandi) is a mix of chow and yellow lab...a good barker but a sissy when it comes to actual confrontation with people. I am owned by a cat that hates me...or any males for the fact. I MAY pet her when she deigns so and I may leave her alone all other times. The cat leaves me alone; I leave the cat alone. She is an inside cat and doesn't like the feel of grass or dirt on her feet. The dog gets a little in-house time but only when it's too hot during the day when the sun scares her, or in the rain when she can see it and doesn't understand what it is, in the dark when she does not understand what that is either. When the wind blows...same thing..she whines until we let her in...as she doesn't understand the wind either. She barks at the grass when it grows, the sun when it set or rises, when paint fades or a gps satellite goes overhead. She would probably hold the door open for burglars to help them steal anything but her food. |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 428419 | 2006-02-09 04:27:00 | Most enjoyable Joe. We have with 3 cats, one of which is seriously bonded to me. In fact my wife gave a sigh of disgust one recent night when my Siamese friend settled himself in full purr between us in bed. This is normal but I guess enough was enough because my dear wife headed off to the spare room. Much bowing and scraping later the situation was retrieved - sans le chat. He had to put up with the common or garden moggies in the back porch. | Winston001 (3612) | ||
| 428420 | 2006-02-09 05:14:00 | Cats are perfectly fair. They want only half of the bed. Their half is the middle half. | Graham L (2) | ||
| 428421 | 2006-02-09 05:46:00 | Well 2 of ours want the whole bed and preferably under the covers - the 3rd is happy to lie on top of me. She also allows me to use the PC on occasion, when she isn't lying on top of it smacking the CD drive button to watch the tray open and close....... |
pctek (84) | ||
| 428422 | 2006-02-09 05:48:00 | Cats are perfectly fair. They want only half of the bed. Their half is the middle half. :lol: that is so true, my cat likes to sleep on my bed and he keeps moving colser until I am nearly falling off and he is comfortably in the middle :groan: damn cat :annoyed: | The_End_Of_Reality (334) | ||
| 428423 | 2006-02-09 05:55:00 | I'm mildly alleric to cats so I don't let them sleep on my bed, but my neighbour's cat is so friendly that I can't help but let him curl up on my lap when I'm watching TV. | Greven (91) | ||
| 428424 | 2006-02-09 06:20:00 | Joe - Did you manage to type that long post without the assistance of your cat attempting to help on the keyboard. Mine find it irrisistable.Cut and paste isn't difficult, even if the cat chases the mouse. This isn't the first time this has appeared on the Internet. :( | Graham L (2) | ||
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