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| Thread ID: 66201 | 2006-02-14 22:40:00 | Beware this new attack. | Cicero (40) | PC World Chat |
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| 430443 | 2006-02-14 22:40:00 | If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY . Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty . It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer . It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards . It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play . It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers . This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank . Worst of all . . . . . . . . . . . . IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING . It will drink ALL your beer . FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company . If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub . It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk . WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN . *** |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 430444 | 2006-02-14 22:44:00 | It's a hoax (us.sophos.com) Dont forward it to anyone, just delete it. |
Speedy Gonzales (78) | ||
| 430445 | 2006-02-14 22:50:00 | :illogical | bob_doe_nz (92) | ||
| 430446 | 2006-02-14 22:50:00 | It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. What's strange about that? :D |
Shortcircuit (1666) | ||
| 430447 | 2006-02-14 22:54:00 | What's strange about that? :D That was the part that worried me. :thumbs: |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 430448 | 2006-02-14 23:04:00 | yeah, I guess it could be a worry, depends what the company is coming around for . :stare: I'd be more concerned at it flushing the toilet while I'm singing in the rain . |
Shortcircuit (1666) | ||
| 430449 | 2006-02-14 23:51:00 | If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. Worst of all ............ IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***This all sounds like your typical young male flatmate :p |
Myth (110) | ||
| 430450 | 2006-02-15 01:04:00 | This all sounds like your typical young male flatmate :p Too late- Once you've got it, it almost impossible to get rid of! |
Shortcircuit (1666) | ||
| 430451 | 2006-02-15 05:08:00 | LOL... the part at the end which Cic left off... And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone. |
roddy_boy (4115) | ||
| 430452 | 2006-02-15 18:37:00 | OMG thats terrible, isn't that the same virus that curdles your milk and gets your cat pregnant as well? | netchicken (4843) | ||
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