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Thread ID: 66732	2006-03-05 21:28:00	Monday laughs: Don't mess with lawyers	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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435776	2006-03-05 21:28:00	The Deaf Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks . The bookkeeper is stone-deaf, which was considered an occupational benefit and the reason he got the job in the first place . It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court . When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language . The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden . The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about . " The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about . " The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?" The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger . " Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
435777	2006-03-05 22:10:00	hahaha that was good.	mark c (247)
435778	2006-03-05 22:13:00	:thumbs:	Greg (193)
435779	2006-03-06 00:54:00	Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.	pctek (84)
435780	2006-03-06 01:39:00	Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional courtesy. :D	stu161204 (123)
435781	2006-03-06 01:46:00	Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months . The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food . And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming . One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes . There is a girl out there floating in our direction . " The lawyer on the ground was most sceptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now . " So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he really had just seen a naked brunette woman floating face up and headed toward their island . The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind . But within a few minutes, up to their beach floated a naked brunette woman, face up, gorgeous body and breasts and totally unconscious . The two lawyers went over to her and discovered, yes, she was alive . They carried her up under the trees, then one said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman . It's been a long time . Do you think we should, you know . . . screw her?" The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?!!" Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
435782	2006-03-06 02:49:00	Why should you bury a lawyer 12 feet down? Becase deep, deep down, lawyers are actually good.	bob_doe_nz (92)
435783	2006-03-06 03:42:00	What's the differnence between the Mississippi Mudfish and a Lawyer? One's a bottom feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. :D Apologies to all the good lawyers. You must be used to this anyway.	mark c (247)
435784	2006-03-06 03:46:00	Why should you bury a lawyer 12 feet down? Becase deep, deep down, lawyers are actually good.What do you call a pile of dead lawyers at the bottom of a pit? A good start. -Qyiet	qyiet (6730)
435785	2006-03-06 03:52:00	Isn't Winsto001 a lawyer. Hey winston tell us how you get by with all these lawyer jokes? I wonder who lawyers tell jokes about? Tradespeople? Teachers? Nah I bet they tell jokes about clients.	mark c (247)
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