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Thread ID: 67673	2006-04-03 04:33:00	Monday Laughs: It started with the FROG	FoxyMX (5)	PC World Chat

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443322	2006-04-03 04:33:00	It started with the frog A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him . He came up to the doorstep of a House of Ill Repute and knocked on the door . When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted . He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside . I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it" . The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in . Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked . He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no . He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want" . Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right . He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him . Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door . The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter . After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys . She will then get the Dose that I just caught . When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home . On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose . Then when Dad gets home Mum will catch it . In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the b***ard I want to get . . . . . . . . . . . . . . coz he ran over my FROG!" :mad: :eek: :stare: :rolleyes:	FoxyMX (5)
443323	2006-04-03 04:42:00	The Koala and the Little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some . " So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints . After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river . But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river . A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink . The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Faaaaarrrrk dude . . . . . . . how much water did you drink?!!"	FoxyMX (5)
443324	2006-04-03 05:03:00	Three men are sitting at a bar and are discussing what present they bought for their wives . The first says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds" The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals "I bought her a nice Porsche" The second guy says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds "That HAS to be a Ferrari - right? " "Yeah that’s right! i bought my wife a nice red Ferrari" The third one says " i bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in just 2 seconds "THAT CAN'T BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!" "Well - it's not a car, but . . . " :p Click Here ( . imagef1 . net . nz/files/scale . jpg" target="_blank">www . imagef1 . net . nz) to find out	SKT174 (1319)
443325	2006-04-03 05:48:00	Wheres Billy today?	Greven (91)
443326	2006-04-03 06:07:00	Wheres Billy today? www.pressf1.co.nz	FoxyMX (5)
443327	2006-04-03 06:49:00	hahahah good ones foxymx made me laugh	mark c (247)
443328	2006-04-03 12:12:00	MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT . Dear Ma and Pa: I am well . Hope you are . Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile . Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled . I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a . m . , but am getting so I like to sleep late . Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things . No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay . Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water . Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc, but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee . Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed again . It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much . We go on "route marches", which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us . If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different . A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home . Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks . The country is nice but awful flat . The sergeant is like a school teacher . He nags a lot . The Capt . is like the school board . Majors and colonels just ride around and frown . They don't bother you none . This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing . I keep getting medals for shooting . I don't know why . The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home . All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it You don't even load your own cartridges . They come in boxes . Then we have what they call hand-to hand combat training . You get to wrestle with them city boys . I have to be real careful though, they break real easy . It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home . I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once . He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds, and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry . Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in . Your loving daughter, Gail .	Cicero (40)
443329	2006-04-03 12:15:00	LOL @ Cicero :lol: :lol: :lol:	bob_doe_nz (92)
443330	2006-04-03 22:50:00	Oh Cicero......Are you in bother now. When I got to the punch line i was taking a swig of tea. Now it is all over the desk, one spluttery laugh & everything on the desk is wet. Damn. PJ :D :D :D	Poppa John (284)
443331	2006-04-03 23:02:00	Oh Cicero......Are you in bother now. When I got to the punch line i was taking a swig of tea. Now it is all over the desk, one spluttery laugh & everything on the desk is wet. Damn. PJ :D :D :D I know what its like to get a clip over ear by SHMBO,sorry about that. ;) Definitely a classic.	Cicero (40)
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