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| Thread ID: 67673 | 2006-04-03 04:33:00 | Monday Laughs: It started with the FROG | FoxyMX (5) | PC World Chat |
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| 443332 | 2006-04-03 23:44:00 | Definitely a classic. Yes, it certainly is. Funny how Jill (www.pressf1.co.nz) didn't mention having a little sister, Gail, though. :) |
FoxyMX (5) | ||
| 443333 | 2006-04-04 00:05:00 | Yes, it certainly is. Funny how Jill (www.pressf1.co.nz) didn't mention having a little sister, Gail, though. :) We may promote you to the master of the archives. |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 443334 | 2006-04-04 00:11:00 | Why, that would be a great honour. Thank you. :blush: Do be aware, though, that I am only useful for posts and threads that have had a profound effect on me, such as what Poppa John experienced. :) |
FoxyMX (5) | ||
| 443335 | 2006-04-04 00:13:00 | Like a famous beetle post of a video eh???????????? the one with the car or the lovely face...:p take your pic... theres certain other pf1 people that will always remember that one for a long time to come...:p beetle :lol: |
beetle (243) | ||
| 443336 | 2006-04-04 00:16:00 | Why, that would be a great honour. Thank you. :blush: Do be aware, though, that I am only useful for posts and threads that have had a profound effect on me, such as what Poppa John experienced. :) All was going well until the comma after me. ;) |
Cicero (40) | ||
| 443337 | 2006-04-04 01:44:00 | Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Arch-Angel found him on the seventh day, resting. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds "Look Michael, look what I've made." said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance". Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land mass and said "What's that one?" "Ah" said God. "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and hills. The people from New Zealand are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? you said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wa.nkers I'm putting next to them. I call them Australians!!!" |
Greven (91) | ||
| 443338 | 2006-04-04 05:07:00 | I don't mean to discourage you, Greven, but I believe someone has posted that joke before. Gave me a chuckle, anyway :D |
Renmoo (66) | ||
| 443339 | 2006-04-04 10:09:00 | I don't mean to discourage you, Greven, but I believe someone has posted that joke before. Looks vaguely familiar James, I may have run that one myself. Time for a Texan joke: A Texan took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bulls exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See! He mated 50 times last year....once a week." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was all with the same cow." NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say after a couple more days in surgery and a few months of rehab, he will likely be okay. Cheers Billy 8-{) :D |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 443340 | 2006-04-13 05:50:00 | spam | brigzy (9707) | ||
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