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Thread ID: 67536	2006-03-30 17:12:00	Thursday Joke	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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442143	2006-03-30 17:12:00	Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered . Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother . The first said, "I built a big house for our mother . " The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver . " The third said, "I've got you both beat . You know how Mom enjoys reading the bible and you know she can't see very well? I sent her a large brown parrot that can recite the entire bible . It took twenty ministers 12 years to teach him . I had to pledge to contribute $1,000,000 a year for twenty years but it was worth it . Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it . " Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks . She wrote to the first son, "Milton, the house you built is so huge . I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house . " She wrote to the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to travel . I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes and the driver is rude . " She wrote to the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes . The chicken was delicious . "	SurferJoe46 (51)
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