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| 445289 | 2006-04-11 12:00:00 | What happens when talking on a cellphone while driving: photo here (www.funnyjunk.com) | Strommer (42) | ||
| 445290 | 2006-04-11 12:15:00 | Microsoft Behind the Scenes photo here (www.funnyjunk.com) |
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| 445291 | 2006-04-12 07:08:00 | Subject: Australian Etiquette IN GENERAL 1 . Never take an open stubby to a job interview . 2 . Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them . 3 . It's tacky to take an Esky to church . 4 . If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets . 5 . Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral . DINING OUT 1 . When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine . 2 . If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand . ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1 . A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist . 2 . Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners . PERSONAL HYGIENE 1 . While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN ute keys . 2 . Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money . 3 . Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days . 4 . Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery . DATING 1 . Always offer to bait your date's hook – especially on the first date . 2 . Be assertive . Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff about you on the dunny door two years ago . " 3 . Establish with her parents what time she's expected back . Some will say 11:00 PM, others might say "Monday . " If the latter is the answer, it's the man's responsibility to get her to school on time . THEATRE/CINEMA ETIQUETTE 1 . Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends . 2 . Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen . Tests have proven they can't hear you . WEDDINGS 1 . Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift . 2 . Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity . (Excessive use of the tongue is also considered out of place) 3 . For the groom, at least, rent a tux . A tracksuit with a cummer- bund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance . 4 . Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion . DRIVING ETIQUETTE 1 . Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight 2 . When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way . 3 . Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape . 4 . When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too . |
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| 445292 | 2006-04-12 09:14:00 | This one is a bit to long to post but is worth reading www.centos.org |
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