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Thread ID: 68162	2006-04-19 23:05:00	Well I found it funny.	JJJJJ (528)	PC World Chat

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447782	2006-04-19 23:05:00	Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 9:11 AM Subject: The Old Gas Station Some things have to be shared - enjoy The Old Gas Station The service station trade was slow . The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and cedar stick . Piled shavings on the ground . No modern facilities had they, The log across the rill Led to a shack, marked His and Hers That sat against the hill . "Where is the ladies restroom, sir?" The owner leaning back, Said not a word but whittled on, And nodded toward the shack . With quickened step she entered there But only stayed a minute, Until she screamed, just like a snake Or spider might be in it . With startled look and beet red face She bounded through the door, And headed quickly for the car . Just like three gals before . She tripped and fell -- got up, and then In obvious disgust, Ran to the car, stepped on the gas, And faded in the dust . Of course we all desired to know What made the gals all do The things they did, and then we found The whittling owner knew . A speaking system he'd devised To make the thing complete, He tied a speaker on the wall Beneath the toilet seat . He'd wait until the gals got set and then the devilish guy, would stop his whittling long enough, to speak into the mike . And as she sat, a voice below struck terror, fright and fear "Will you please use the other hole? We're painting under here" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------	JJJJJ (528)
447783	2006-04-20 01:36:00	I can understand that, as I have actually done a similar thing some years ago. Ladies toilet was also the target. A standard Dux cistern has a reinforcing web at the top with a hole in it, takes a speaker (facing upwards) nicely, well above the water line. The speaker wires went out the overflow pipe, back in another office window. Waited until a suitable time has elapsed and press "play" on the tape recorder, which had a pre-recorded "Do you mind lady - I'm painting down here!" message. That was in the early '90s. Got emotive reactions though. Then a remote flush was installed. That was even better...	godfather (25)
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