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Thread ID: 68904	2006-05-15 02:41:00	Monday laughs: The perfect mate....	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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454959	2006-05-17 01:15:00	A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar, and finds the head monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong. The head monk sobs, "The word is CELEBRATE".	dvm (6543)
454960	2006-05-18 00:38:00	A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare . I'd really rather have a job . " The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent . We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter . You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes . Because of the long hours, meals will be provided . You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips, and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges . You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage and the starting salary is $200,000 a year . " The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well . . . you started it . " Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
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