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Thread ID: 68977 2006-05-18 04:55:00 Whats your strangest dream? Ninjabear (2948) PC World Chat
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455672 2006-05-19 04:46:00 OK...anybody here gonna talk about dreaming of being in school and you discover that you've been in your underwear all day long and nobody notices until you do? :blush:

........something's Freudian here. :D
SurferJoe46 (51)
455673 2006-05-19 04:49:00 No, but I did use to picture the teacher naked except for a freudian slip so that I could feel sick and have the day off :yuck: Shortcircuit (1666)
455674 2006-05-19 06:24:00 Husband is chainsawing, comes down the drive for lunch (he's a diabetic you see so stopping for lunch is crucial - in the dream he's starting to lose it and he's half off his head) and the chainsaw is still going and I'm running up to tell him to turn it off and he cuts off an arm, he keeps coming, I'm still running, sloooowwwllllyyyy like you do in dreams, and he cuts a leg off, theres a huge mess all over the drive and I've reached him and he's still coming down the drive, albeit lurching cause of the stump and I can't get the chainsaw off him because its still revving madly and hes still waving it around and then he cuts off the other leg. And then he still keeps coming. Then I wake up.
Have you ever watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail ??
If you have, or do, then you will know what I mean !
Misty :lol:
Misty (368)
455675 2006-05-19 06:34:00 The worst dreams however are the ones where you are just about to get intimate with some gorgeous woman and then your partner wakes you up :stare:
You sure as hell better be moaning her name before she wakes you, or your return to consciousness might be abruptly CUT short.....or something else could be cut short, depending on the name and how loud the moans were I guess.

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :horrified

Axe me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Be knife to me darling, don't rob me of size.
Billy T (70)
455676 2006-05-19 06:58:00 I always dreamed of a volcano erupting and running/cycling ahead of the lava flow, till I get to a tree,
then climbing the tree for ages before it then caught fire and collapsed with me being thrown clear and landing with a jolt that always woke me up
Morgenmuffel (187)
455677 2006-05-19 11:30:00 No, but I did use to picture the teacher naked except for a freudian slip so that I could feel sick and have the day off :yuck:LOL, don't get me started on a teacher at my school :blush: :xmouth: :D The_End_Of_Reality (334)
455678 2006-05-19 11:50:00 You sure as hell better be moaning her name before she wakes you, or your return to consciousness might be abruptly CUT short.....or something else could be cut short, depending on the name and how loud the moans were I guess.[/i]
Whatever you do, never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever actually say her name out loud. It goes something like this :

ah sweet sweet dream, this is bliss, *yeah baby this is so cosy*, unintended utterance, roll over and reach out, subconscious says : *did I just say that?*, you body freezes as you momentarily panic, your mind is racing, *did I get away with it?*, followed by sheer terror & dread, *please don't wake*, followed by “What the…?” and OUCH!!! I wouldn't call it a strange dream, and the total elapsed time = 1.5 seconds but the pain was real.....or so I've heard :blush:
andrew93 (249)
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