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Thread ID: 69316 2006-05-28 23:21:00 Monday laughs: Offspring Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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458689 2006-05-31 10:37:00 I keep a 12 guage for the MX bikes. (not the riders, only the bikes)

I keep a killing shed for the horses. (cat food).

Leave my 7 wild Bambi's alone though please.
They look like Gazelles leaping over the fences so gracefully.
godfather (25)
458690 2006-05-31 12:28:00 They look like Gazelles leaping over the fences so gracefully.Reminds me of a scene I witnessed in Zimbabwe once - you have to try to imagine how beautiful it was: Was driving just over the border between Zim and South Africa. Remembered that I'd left something back in the hotel across the border so did a u-turn.

As I started back the sun was just rising over the hill I'd come across, and a small herd of kudu sprang across the road in front of me, all in line, one after the other, silhouetted against the rising sun. Was absolutely magnificent. Woe for not having a movie camera at the time.
Greg (193)
458691 2006-06-01 02:54:00 Well, getting back to laughs again . . . . . . . .

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch . Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble . In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock .

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home . "

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it . After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news .

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch . I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home . The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word . "

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left . She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word . After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable . "

The operator shakes his head . "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde . The word is very big . She'll read it very slowly, com-for-da-bul . "

Cheers

Billy 8-{)
Billy T (70)
458692 2006-06-01 06:52:00 Leave my 7 wild Bambi's alone though please.
They look like Gazelles leaping over the fences so gracefully.Yeah, don't want bikes stressing out the growing vension! :p
Jen (38)
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