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Thread ID: 69580	2006-06-06 02:23:00	No Monday humour?	sarel (2490)	PC World Chat

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460881	2006-06-06 02:23:00	I miss the Monday jokes section???? sarel	sarel (2490)
460882	2006-06-06 02:44:00	I don't think there was one this week. Billy T? Your excellent weekly column is late :(	Erayd (23)
460883	2006-06-06 03:56:00	"Nobody in Rugbyshould be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes - on University "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker." David Nosafora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell "I told him, 'Son,what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.' David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first." "Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted) "Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Ma Nonu) "He scored that try after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." (MurrayMexted) "We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh Warratah) "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Jerry Collins) "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Tony Brown) "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Tana Umaga) "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew) "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver) "I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (MurrayMexted) "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie) MurrayDeaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?" Tana Umaga: "On what ?" "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(MurrayMexted) "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(MurrayMexted)	KiwiTT_NZ (233)
460884	2006-06-06 06:17:00	THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE DREARY OLD BIRDS AND BEES . A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo . Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe . We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive . As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "You've Got Male . " :groan:	smithie 38 (6684)
460885	2006-06-06 07:42:00	This could be slightly risque, but here goes... Dating the X-Gen girl: When she asks you if you googled (and she will)- don't tell her you took a quick peek. If she suggests Yahoo is great- don't let out a whoop of joy. If she tells you she's got a great blog- don't check out her behind. When she says she gets annoyed at all those pop-ups- it's no reflection on your manhood. If she says she's got a X-Box- don't boast that you're a keen player and have seen a few. If she asks if you've seen the new I-Pod shuffle- don't do a stupid dance. An RSS feed does not mean an intimate dinner. A new java app is generally not an invitation for coffee. A plasma display is, well... not the same as silicone implants. A flash player is not a hot stereo. An I-frame is not a pair of glasses. TXT messaging is not the same as text messages. Debian is not one of her girl friends, neither is Kubuntu a sponsored child in Africa. If she says that she is going through withdrawal from being offline- she is not really a junkie. If she says her router is hooked up through a proxy- it doesn't mean you have to go through her girl friend first. Remember- all girls want nowdays is a solid operating system with a few gigs of ram thrown in the box that they can tweak a bit and upgrade when it gets too slow. Chances are along with her computer you'll be obsolete in 6 months anyway, so make the most of it while you can. :D	Shortcircuit (1666)
460886	2006-06-06 08:39:00	THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE DREARY OLD BIRDS AND BEES . A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo . Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe . We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive . As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "You've Got Male . " :groan: EXCELLENT! ROFL! Cheers :)	Renmoo (66)
460887	2006-06-06 13:20:00	KiwiTT - if those quotes are genuine, they're about the funniest things I've ever read! :lol: :lol: :lol:	Greg (193)
460888	2006-06-06 16:16:00	Youse guys gotta read some of the Yogi-isms from a famous ballplayer here in the states....he said all of these and more...just one guy... here: en.wikipedia.org some examples: "Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting." "You can observe a lot by watching." "It gets late early around here..." "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." "If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping." "I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4." "If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up somewhere else." "The future ain't what it used to be." "If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you gonna stop them?" "Always go to other people's funerals otherwise they won't go to yours." "You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left." "Never answer an anonymous letter." "Think?! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?" "Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel!" "Ninety percent of this game is mental, and the other half is physical." (A variation on this is, "Ninety percent of this game is half mental.") "Prediction is very hard, especially when it's about the future." "The first 90% of any trip takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%."	SurferJoe46 (51)
460889	2006-06-06 20:39:00	Is B ill?	Cicero (40)
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