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Thread ID: 70003 2006-06-19 04:22:00 Monday laughs: Aging is SO much fun!! FoxyMX (5) PC World Chat
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464330 2006-06-25 04:37:00 Not a job with Intel.
The 486DX2-66 used a 2X multiplier of the 33 MHz bus speed.
33 times 2 --> 66.
The 486DX4-100 used a multiplier of the 33 MHz bus speed.
33 times 4 --> 100, Yes? No? 33 times 3 --> 99. 		Graham L (2)
464331 2006-06-25 05:13:00 Well.. finish the story... what sort of laptop was it?

-Qyiet


:lol: :lol: :lol: 		rob_on_guitar (4196)
464332 2006-06-25 05:35:00 A recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
The version I got last week (for the third time) was that he was an Irishman, not Italian. :p 		FoxyMX (5)
464333 2006-06-25 06:52:00 Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all
about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had
been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak
with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
individually..

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We
are in BIG trouble this time.
( " I just LOVE reading next line again and again " )


"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"


:D

beetle 		beetle (243)
464334 2006-06-25 08:03:00 Reminds me of when I was a kid (maybe 6 or 7). My best mate had to go to Sunday school every week, so I used to wait outside for him.

One day the Sunday School teacher came out and suggested that I might like to join the other kids inside.

I promptly replied "I've got enough *%#* problems without God to deal with!"

Needless to say I got a particularly good hiding when I got home :(

I have been a model child ever since :D 		Shortcircuit (1666)
464335 2006-06-25 09:08:00 :lol: that was a good one beetle! rob_on_guitar (4196)
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