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Thread ID: 70164 2006-06-24 07:37:00 Japan and whaling. martynz (5445) PC World Chat
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465654 2006-06-24 09:59:00 What else can you think off by researching on human?
Soylent Green... ;)
bob_doe_nz (92)
465655 2006-06-24 10:13:00 Humans?

Why....when we still have whale meat?


Perhaps when we finally wipe them buggers out we can start lookin at humans, The Japanese Whalers could easily start harpooning a few of them greenies.
Metla (12)
465656 2006-06-24 11:05:00 I hear humans taste like wild pork
Mmmmm

BTW Metla, you back in Oz?
Myth (110)
465657 2006-06-24 11:13:00 Meh.....and you gave your geekness such a boost with the switch to Linux, Now you throw it away by being ignorant of The Island of Melniboné?

Whats next?.....no knowledge of The Black Sword or the Multiverse?

:D :D :D
Metla (12)
465658 2006-06-24 11:18:00 Doh, what was I thinking :stare: Guess the woman must have been threatening me with you-know-what at the time :xmouth:
But then again I have never been much of a gamer .. more a dabbler :p
Myth (110)
465659 2006-06-24 12:26:00 Should I expect more from a computer site, even here in NZ?

Martynz
martynz (5445)
465660 2006-06-24 20:04:00 I hear humans taste like wild pork
Mmmmm Yes, indeed. Can't wait to taste human meat on the restaurent menu. This is research right?
MTLance (6768)
465661 2006-06-24 22:29:00 Ok . I'll take the truth . Nut why can't human eat human . I mean eating the smart person brain will get your smarter right?

We tried that experiment in college-level biology class . We couldn't use humans for some silly "ethics" reason, so we use common flat worms

We taught a few of them to only make left turns while slithering . Don't call the ASPCA about our methods, which by the way included small charges of electricity, food depravation, and witholding worm-porno flicks from them (you know the kind . . . . they have black bars across the worms eyes so they cannot be recognized) .

After a few months of worm-wrangling (they are slow learners), we got them to just the correct action of turning left, and no . . we didn't turn them loose to teach driver's ed in NZ or other backward countries that drive on the left side of the road .

We slaughtered them, ground them up and fed them to the other, non-trained worms .

Guess what? THEY NOW TURNED LEFT ALL THE TIME!

Imagine that!

Instant liberal party members!
SurferJoe46 (51)
465662 2006-06-25 00:37:00 We tried that experiment in college-level biology class. We couldn't use humans for some silly "ethics" reason, so we use common flat worms

We taught a few of them to only make left turns while slithering. Don't call the ASPCA about our methods, which by the way included small charges of electricity, food depravation, and witholding worm-porno flicks from them (you know the kind.... they have black bars across the worms eyes so they cannot be recognized).

After a few months of worm-wrangling (they are slow learners), we got them to just the correct action of turning left, and no..we didn't turn them loose to teach driver's ed in NZ or other backward countries that drive on the left side of the road.

We slaughtered them, ground them up and fed them to the other, non-trained worms.

Guess what? THEY NOW TURNED LEFT ALL THE TIME!

Imagine that!

Instant liberal party members!
Lol. But the human population is too over populated especially India, Africa, and etc. So why can't we eat them? Like fried eyes, roast brain, barbeque legs and etc?
I mean humans can reproduce faster than whale right?
MTLance (6768)
465663 2006-06-25 01:22:00 Lol. But the human population is too over populated especially India, Africa, and etc. So why can't we eat them? Like fried eyes, roast brain, barbeque legs and etc?
That is a really really good idea and to demonstrate how keen I am on the idea I'll start with you. Would you like to be barbequed, roasted or fried?
FoxyMX (5)
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