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Thread ID: 70175 2006-06-24 18:33:00 The Inventer of The Internet Speaks: SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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465853 2006-06-24 18:33:00 Like . . . . uh huh!

Remember when Kerry, while running for the office of president last time made the statement that he invented the internet? His inventiveness and prowess in making such a statement (whatever that entails for awards) is accepted with a non'plus by Democrats as gospel .

Now he's passing gas again:

Kerry decides: He'll flip-flop
The senator's decision to make a decision sets him up for another White House bid .
By Andy Borowitz
ANDY BOROWITZ is the author of "The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers . "

June 24, 2006

IN A SPEECH to the Senate on Friday, Sen . John F . Kerry (D-Mass . ) made his strongest policy statement to date about the war in Iraq, saying that he had set a firm timetable for making up his mind about the conflict .

"I will make up my mind about Iraq, once and for all, by the end of this year, and not one day later," a resolute Kerry told his colleagues . "June 2007 at the very latest . "

After voting for the war in 2003, then arguing for finishing the job in Iraq in 2004, and then in recent days calling for a complete troop withdrawal, Kerry may have difficulty convincing skeptics that he will stick to his timetable of making up his mind by the end of 2006 .

But according to one Democratic operative, Kerry's recent flip-flopping on the war may be a sign that he is tuning up for another presidential run in 2008: "He wants to be in full flip-flopping form in time for the Iowa caucuses . "

Kerry's words may have fallen on deaf ears at the White House, however, where President Bush vowed to remain in Iraq "until we have determined why we are there . "

"Pulling out now would send the message that we actually know the reason we are in Iraq," Bush said . "We will stay there until we know that reason, and if that means forever, so be it . "

Elsewhere, in her latest act of philanthropy toward those less fortunate than herself, Angelina Jolie offered to adopt Jennifer Aniston .


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SurferJoe46 (51)
465854 2006-06-25 03:55:00 Wasn't it another US politician who was alleged to have said that. Quayle? Graham L (2)
465855 2006-06-25 05:23:00 Wasn't it another US politician who was alleged to have said that. Quayle?Gore ninja (1671)
465856 2006-06-25 06:13:00 And Gore never actually said he 'invented the internet' :

en.wikipedia.org

Must be another round of Republican mis-information.....
andrew93 (249)
465857 2006-06-25 15:43:00 I suspected that too, but the author:


By Andy Borowitz
ANDY BOROWITZ is the author of "The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers . "

had a different spin on it . . he was journalistically alluding to the closed-ranks of the whole Dem Party with that story anyway . . . and their assumptive stand that they are the party with the peoples' pulse . , accent on the "ass"
SurferJoe46 (51)
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