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Thread ID: 70356 2006-06-30 11:16:00 Brazil Vs England tims (10184) PC World Chat
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467453 2006-06-30 11:16:00 Don't know if this joke has already been posted here but this is one from Campbell Live the other night....


Ronaldinho walks into the Brazilian training rooms on the morning of the Brazil - England World Cup match and discovers his team-mates looking sad and dejected.

"Guys", he says "what's the matter"?

"Ronaldinho" they tell him "We cannot face the thought of playing England tonight - they are such a boring team and they play like sh*t"

Ronaldinho sits down, thinks about it and says "Look guys, I'll tell you what - I will play the English on my own tonight - you have the time off" - They protest, but after a while, eventually agree.

That night, the game starts and the Brazilian team are watching the game on the TV at their hotel. Five minutes into the game, Ronaldinho fires a shot from 20 metres out and scores!! 1 - 0 to Brazil!!

The team are cheering wildly when suddenly the power fails and they are in the dark. After 30 minutes, they give up waiting for the power to come back and go to bed.
The next morning they are eating breakfast and some one tells them the score from the game - a one all draw!!

Ronaldinho walks in a couple of minutes later with a long face and comes up and apologises profusely to the team.

"Ronaldinho, what are you talking about? One man playing playing against the whole English team, It's brilliant - a one all draw!"

"No, No" Ronaldinho says "You don't understand. I got sent off in the 10th minute....."
tims (10184)
467454 2006-07-01 10:29:00 That joke is so old and used to be a joke against the Scottish team, before they changed their name to Trinidad and Tobago. Twelvevolts (5457)
467455 2006-07-02 02:48:00 The funniest thing about that is Brazil & England.

Don't think we will be seeing them again this World Cup!
Tukapa (62)
467456 2006-07-02 04:05:00 The English team needed Stanley Mathews. Cicero (40)
467457 2006-07-02 04:18:00 The English team needed to be a little less gay, Though it is soccer so that can be said about all the teams.

(though that fashion parade by the soccer wives was...whoa, yeah baby, yeah bay, yeah...ahh, thats the spot....I need a drink of water and a cloth)
Metla (12)
467458 2006-07-02 04:47:00 No backbone,we need Staley. Cicero (40)
467459 2006-07-02 08:17:00 That leaves England as World Rugby Champions - a title that would be gladly traded for World Football Champions. Twelvevolts (5457)
467460 2006-07-02 09:43:00 At least they can win at something. Metla (12)
467461 2006-07-02 18:34:00 That leaves England as World Rugby Champions - a title that would be gladly traded for World Football Champions.

But I thought you (pressf1.co.nz) said Rugby was a handbag swinging, head up bum sport :confused:
So England are the real masters of sticking their heads up other peoples arses. :)
sam m (517)
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