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Thread ID: 70799	2006-07-16 20:59:00	Monday Laughs: Quicky selection........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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471412	2006-07-17 05:11:00	A Bad Golf Day A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows." "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"	olwyn (8088)
471413	2006-07-17 08:37:00	Captain Hornblower, officers and crew are out sailing the high seas when one day they find themselves pursued by a pirate ship. "Bring me my sword and my red shirt." says the captain and they set to the pirates and vanquish them. Few days later they are pursued by another pirate ship and the captain says, " Bring me my sword and my red shirt" and they set to the pirates and vanquish them again. Total success and after the battle an officer asks the captain. "Why do you always want this red shirt?" "It's so if I get injured and the blood pours out the ratings won't be disheartened because they won't see the blood against the red shirt." explained the captain. Few days later they are surrounded by a dozen pirate ships. The captain says, "Bring me my sword and a pair of brown trousers."	mark c (247)
471414	2006-07-19 15:11:00	Was that translated from another language? I don't get it, other then the sick sadness of it.	SurferJoe46 (51)
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