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Thread ID: 70614 2006-07-09 20:24:00 Monday Laughs: Makin' Whoopee........Triple dip. Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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469718 2006-07-11 08:29:00 What's the different between a beehive and Steam (http://www.steampowered.com/)???

One has less bugs :blush:
No.
Whats the difference between a crippled snail and steam?
Nothing. 		pctek (84)
469719 2006-07-12 00:57:00 Johnny comes home from school and sees his mother washing up in the kitchen sink, he notices the bulge of his mums stomach.
"Mum what have you got in your tummy" he asks.
" It's a baby" she replies.
"where did you get it?"
"Daddy gave it to me" she says
Johnny goes away and watches TV till Dad comes home.
"Dad" he asks "Did you give Mummy a baby?"
"Yes Son" his father proudly replies
"Well" says Johnny looking sadly into his fathers eyes "She's eaten it" 		JackStraw (6573)
469720 2006-07-12 07:02:00 *HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT**

The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry
mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well:

**Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic** (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in
the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member
of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of
these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they
are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" * 		personthingy (1670)
469721 2006-07-12 07:19:00 That's the third time that's been posted PT, the last was only a month or so ago. :(

Cheers

Billy 8-{) 		Billy T (70)
469722 2006-07-12 07:25:00 well...... er... oops :xmouth: personthingy (1670)
469723 2006-07-12 08:00:00 Still gave me a laugh, some of my students could do with that sort of 'logic' :D Shortcircuit (1666)
469724 2006-07-12 08:13:00 I have never seen it, that was good! :thumbs: rob_on_guitar (4196)
469725 2006-07-13 23:18:00 OK... Wrong end of the week, but i expect to be on the road on Monday, also it's so off topic that it reflects on the topic beautifully :D

Clickety click. (www.millerton.co.nz) 		personthingy (1670)
469726 2006-07-14 11:49:00 President George W. Bush's email inbox: www.albinoblacksheep.com :D Renmoo (66)
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