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| Thread ID: 71004 | 2006-07-23 20:16:00 | Monday Laughs: Of Lists......and Laws | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 473002 | 2006-07-24 05:29:00 | A description really won't do this call justice . So just listen as, over eight minutes, an insane cat lady calls a telemarketer a terrorist, a rapist, an Iraqi insurgent, a murderer, a serial killer, a criminal, a sexual abuser, a hater, hurter and life deserter . And that's just twenty seconds of the phone call . She also claims to have had an appendix rupture due to telemarketing calls and that she can produce an incriminating list of hundreds of people who have been murdered by telemarketers . That's another ten seconds . Hehehehe Linky here ( . ytmnd . com/content/0/4/d/04d4e0808f335189402ce48b8e0ffcf8 . mp3" target="_blank">content . ytmnd . com) BRILLIANT :D |
george12 (7) | ||
| 473003 | 2006-07-24 05:37:00 | The ski season is finally here . This list of exercises will help you get ready . Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour . Afterwards burn two $50 bills to warm up . Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use . Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed every night . If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses . Throw away a hundred dollar bill - RIGHT NOW!! Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles . Pretend you are looking for your car . Sporadically drop things . Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes . Buy a new pair of gloves and IMMEDIATELY THROW ONE AWAY!! Secure one of your ankles to a bedpost and ask a friend to run into you at high speed . Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $8 . 50 for a hamburger . Be sure you are in the longest line . Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket, get on a motorcycle and ride fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face . Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18-wheeler . Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face . Leave the ice on your face until it melts . Let it drip onto your clothes . Slam your thumb in a car door and don't bother to go see a doctor . Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until you're ready for the Real Thing! |
FoxyMX (5) | ||
| 473004 | 2006-07-24 08:49:00 | Hey excellent but I still don't get this one. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. :confused: |
mark c (247) | ||
| 473005 | 2006-07-24 09:35:00 | Hey excellent but I still don't get this one. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. :confused: Everyone is standing eye to eye. The midgets eye level, or nose level is where? |
pctek (84) | ||
| 473006 | 2006-07-24 09:42:00 | lol lol ok thanks I geddit. I took it as being that a crowded elevator and a midget smell different, rather than...well you know what I mean. Thanx :) |
mark c (247) | ||
| 473007 | 2006-07-24 18:41:00 | An old man shaves in the morning........A young man shaves at night. | SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 473008 | 2006-07-24 20:25:00 | Joe I just love your quote. sarel |
sarel (2490) | ||
| 473009 | 2006-07-25 17:10:00 | Joe I just love your quote. sarel TY...it has stood me in good stead. (I thought I'd get a note from Beetle too) |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
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