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Thread ID: 71238	2006-07-30 22:25:00	Monday Laughs: By fortuitous coincidence.......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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474882	2006-08-02 03:59:00	JAMAICAN SANDALS A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market place looking at all the stuff when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. " Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. (YEAH, RIGHT!) The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied,! "Just try dem on, Mon." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes …..something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!!!! Don't blame me....someone sent it to me!!	Marnie (4574)
474883	2006-08-02 11:50:00	Here's another golf joke. A rather wealthy man and his Caddie are enjoying a round of Golf at the country club. He goes and swings at the ball and misses everytime. "GOD DAMMIT! I MISSED!" Thwuck! "GOD DAMMIT! I MISSED!" Thwuck! "GOD DAMMIT! I MISSED!" Thwuck! "GOD DAMMIT! I MISSED!" Thwuck! The Caddie warns the millionaire "Sir, please tone down on the language, as I am sure that the good lord will strike you down." The millionaire ignores the warning and continues. Six misses later, he cries out "GOD DAMMIT! I MISSED!" when suddenly, a brilliant white bolt of lightening bursts from the sky, killing the Caddie instantly. A deep and booming voice echoes from the heavens saying... "GOD DAMMIT! I MISSED!" (I think I screwed that one up, never been good at deliveries ;) ) smithie 38: I LOVE THAT JOKE! :D FoxyMX: nah, that photo cant be real.. Can it?	Cornot (10386)
474884	2006-08-02 11:53:00	Not exactly a joke but still something to share... GREAT RACE TO THE RUNWAY!! Here (www.imagef1.net.nz) is a great optical illusion photo taken of a Lufthansa 747-400 and a United 757-200 that were on simultaneous approaches to runways 28L and 28R at San Francisco (SFO). The separation requirement for flying parallel and simultaneous approaches is 225 meters (about 750 feet). These two aircraft are at a safe distance for the approaches they are each flying. Due to the 747 being three times larger than the 757, and being slightly behind, it gives this incredible optical illusion. Is the landing gear really so much larger on a 747 though?	somebody (208)
474885	2006-08-03 02:50:00	FoxyMX: nah, that photo cant be real.. Can it? It seems to be real. It is on lots of websites around the internet and though I haven't looked too hard I haven't seen anyone disputing it. I thought it was a photochop myself, at first. Snopes have a similar type of photo (www.snopes.com) which they say is genuine but they don't have the one I posted.	FoxyMX (5)
474886	2006-08-03 03:56:00	Hmmmm . . . Seems like time to say I got some extra chuckles from "fortuitous coincidence . " Nope, I definitely did mean fortuitous coincidence Laura . In the context of the first joke it was by chance that they met in the bar, and a coincidence that they had both switched cocks . Taken in context it doesn't quite qualify as tautology, though perhaps it did stray a little close to the edge . It's a living language though, so we can bend it to our will . Same for the old man; fortuitous that he had been at McDonalds to hear the secret, and coincidental that they met at the bus stop so that he could take advantage of prior knowledge . It was a woman's vanity, of course, that let her down . :D Most people just read the jokes though, analysis of the title is left to those with far too much time on their hands . :thumbs: Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
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