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Thread ID: 71603	2006-08-10 09:09:00	Thursday Night Laffs	Greg (193)	PC World Chat

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477605	2006-08-10 09:09:00	This one's been out for a while but I was just reminded of it: www.rockpapersaddam.com Enjoy! PS - contains profanities	Greg (193)
477606	2006-08-10 11:28:00	Quickie . 1 One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie . "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want . " So he tied her up and went fishing . Quickie . 2 A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house . She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags . I won the damn lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said . "Just get the hell out . " Quickie . 3 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband . Quickie . 4 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license . First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test . The optician showed him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z . "Can you read this?" the optician asked . "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy . " Quickie . 5 Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something . We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent . " "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back . "I'm so tired of chardonnay . " Quickie . 6 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband . Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen . "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once . TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter . Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . . . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them . You know you always forget to salt them . Use the salt . USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!" The wife stared at him . "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving . "	Cicero (40)
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