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Thread ID: 143156 2016-12-05 00:04:00 Prime Minister John Key will resign next Monday & Caucus will elect a new leader. Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1429510 2016-12-09 01:08:00 Are you for real? :D

He's a born moron.

I hope you’ve had your Heart Pills Zippity but I thought I should let you know that the local paper is having a poll on the preferred Prime Minister now.

Wouldn’t you know it but your “Born Moron” is out in front with our sitting National MP and wanabe Deputy Prime Minister languishing at the rear. :lol:

7721

And don’t forget that the man you feature in your Avatar is on record as having once told the Queen that Winston would be our first Maori Prime Minister.

Interesting times ahead. :D
B.M. (505)
1429511 2016-12-09 01:22:00 He also said that I would be the Pope one day :) Zippity (58)
1429512 2016-12-09 02:55:00 Now that it has been revealed that Shonkey and Double Dipton have been planning this since September,
the good folk of this country may resent the deception.
KarameaDave (15222)
1429513 2016-12-09 21:29:00 Remind me of what Billy Boy did to be called Double Dipton? Was it something to do with owning a home in Wgtn, renting it out, pocketing the proceeds, and living in a taxpayer funded Ministerial dwelling? Seems a long time ago now, but as I recall, that was the gist of it. I wonder if he still has the same sense of entitlement (similar to that of the political grandees in Pongolia).

And can someone please clarify for me the current status of the former "entitlement" of has-been pollies to free national travel for self and spouse, and one free first class international air fare for said couple per year? Are we going to pay for Key's international junkets, or has this perk gone for most of the current MPs (I guess Winston would be an exception, because he has been occupying a seat in the House since the Ark landed on Mt Ararat).

Any enlightenment gratefully accepted. I need to keep my anti-polly prejudices up to date.
John H (8)
1429514 2016-12-09 22:53:00 Remind me of what Billy Boy did to be called Double Dipton?

In 2009, the media, including TVNZ and TV3 revealed that English was receiving about NZ$900 a week as part of a living allowance for ministers, to live in his own NZ$1 . 2 million Wellington home . English also receives $276,200 in his annual salary as Deputy Prime Minister . It was also revealed other ministers with homes in the capital city were also claiming accommodation allowances . On Monday 3 August 2009, Prime Minister John Key announced a review of the housing allowances claimed by cabinet ministers . The Prime Minister also stated that English was only claiming what he was entitled to under current ministerial housing allowances .

English subsequently announced he would pay back $12,000 and only claim about $24,000 a year in living allowances . The Auditor-General's office said in September 2009 that they were making "preliminary enquiries" into parliamentary housing expenses in response to a letter of complaint from Progressive party leader Jim Anderton . Two days later English announced that he would no longer take up any housing allowance and had paid back all the allowance he had received since the November 2008 election .

from wiki . . . .
pctek (84)
1429515 2016-12-09 23:03:00 Thank you pctek. John H (8)
1429516 2016-12-09 23:42:00 Are you for real? :D

He's a born moron.

I hope you’ve had your Heart Pills Zippity but I thought I should let you know that the local paper is having a poll on the preferred Prime Minister now.

Wouldn’t you know it but your “Born Moron” is out in front with our sitting National MP and wanabe Deputy Prime Minister languishing at the rear. :lol:

7721

And don’t forget that the man you feature in your Avatar is on record as having once told the Queen that Winston would be our first Maori Prime Minister.

Interesting times ahead. :D

You are so right, he stands head and shoulders above the rest.

Zip is a total lefty and will be completely unable to see the light.
Cicero (40)
1429517 2016-12-10 02:56:00 E-Mail doing the rounds that cracked me up . :D



John Key, Bill English and Winston Peters are standing at the throne of heaven . God looks at
them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in . "


God asks Key first: “What do you believe?"

He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying
true to family and friends . I believe in giving . I was lucky, but I always
tried to do right by my countrymen" .

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Key, and offers him a seat to his left .


Then God turns to English and asks, "What do you believe?"


Bill says,

"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of Life .
Like my friend John, I believe in hard work . I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose,
I've always tried to be a true patriot and a Loyal Catholic and New Zealander . "

God is greatly moved by Bills high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his
right .


Finally, God turns to Winston and says, "And you, Mr Peters, what do you believe?"



Winston replies, "I believe you're in my seat . " :lol:
B.M. (505)
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