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| Thread ID: 73456 | 2006-10-19 18:27:00 | Jokes this week | sarel (2490) | PC World Chat |
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| 492724 | 2006-10-19 18:27:00 | No humor this week (*me shakes, withdrawal symptoms*). Quick one : Told the better half a few weeks ago in jest that "you know, if I strangled you during our first three years of marriage I would have been out of prison by now". Funny that she did not see the funny side of it. (*Memo to self - haven't you learnt anything at all - First Comamndment of Man - Keep Your Trap Shut*) sarel |
sarel (2490) | ||
| 492725 | 2006-10-19 20:32:00 | Eheh, yeah. I think its the lack of humour in the female side of life. They can't take a bit of mocking. /ducks |
mejobloggs (264) | ||
| 492726 | 2006-10-19 20:39:00 | Okay to keep the ball rolling, here is one - Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant -- she is furious . Here she is, beginning her term as senator of New York and this has happened to her! She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming, "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this!" "I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone . She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice . In a barely audible whisper, Bill says, "Who is this?" :D |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 492727 | 2006-10-19 20:51:00 | sarel and mejobloggs: two geeks with no sense of self-preservation :) | johcar (6283) | ||
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