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| Thread ID: 73531 | 2006-10-24 03:32:00 | Monday Laughs: Forgot that Monday wasn't Sunday, but remembered today was Tuesday! | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 493534 | 2006-10-25 04:09:00 | Oh bugger me - I forgot all about you Surfer on the other side of the world. Next time I will have to put a heading - "For Southern Hemisphere viewing only". Smithie :D |
smithie 38 (6684) | ||
| 493535 | 2006-10-25 09:19:00 | This doesn't play well North of the Equator guys! Try doing it suspended between the fridge and the stove surferJoe... Seasons Greetings can be appopriate any time of the year :) |
Shortcircuit (1666) | ||
| 493536 | 2006-10-25 17:09:00 | *Sigh*... No one cares. That hurts.....sniff:dogeye: |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 493537 | 2006-10-25 22:41:00 | That hurts.....sniff:dogeye: Try setting the inter-appliance void to a centimetres gap instead of a millimetres gap (same numbers) and it will hurt a whole lot less by actual test. Blasted metrics. :waughh: |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 493538 | 2006-10-26 07:44:00 | An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly." After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh that crazy old son of a *****!" she replied, "That's because the first time is usually in December and the second time is usually in July!" Very good - am sure they heard me laughing all the way to Taupo ! Misty :thumbs: |
Misty (368) | ||
| 493539 | 2006-10-27 08:17:00 | I was a little slow... but never mind... Funny Unix csh/sh commands:=========================== % cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist % ar r God ar: creating God % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. %%blow %blow: No such job. /* not csh but sh */ $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found |
Dannz (1668) | ||
| 493540 | 2006-10-27 08:29:00 | That's (un) seriously good stuff. I love thwarting machines ;) | R2x1 (4628) | ||
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