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Thread ID: 73521	2006-10-22 14:56:00	Sex, Free Drugs & Rock And Roll	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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493305	2007-08-05 13:08:00	:lol:	rob_on_guitar (4196)
493306	2007-08-05 17:30:00	And another thing . Erm, I forget now . You have no idea how much I agonize over my posts . Since everybody here knows I am a person of few words and would not say "poo" if I had a mouthful, I just hover and float in my unobtrusive background . I am not really an outgoing person . . I stay very quiet and reserved and never speak out of turn myself . Ask my wife . But, I digressed again . . . what I sometimes do is write my prose on WordPad and then c/p it all over to wherever I want to post it . That way, I have a copy of what I said and I won't be very likely to lose it if the etherbunny stomps on the zeros and ones whilst being transported, hopefully not to the Klingons .	SurferJoe46 (51)
493307	2007-08-05 19:15:00	Wait! :D This isn't what the topic's all about..... Beetle made a post (pressf1.pcworld.co.nz) that got 7,111 hits so far and her header was "Let's Have A Party". Now, if that drew the number of responses it did, I want to do another small experiment with social-psychological implications. I want to see how many hits THIS gets with the provocative title. :waughh:Well, so far you have managed over 5,800 hits. Then again, I see beetles thread has now gotten almost 27,000 hits :waughh:	Myth (110)
493308	2007-08-05 19:42:00	Well, so far you have managed over 5,800 hits . Then again, I see beetles thread has now gotten almost 27,000 hits :waughh: Yeah . . but this is much younger and still up-n-coming! I like where the recent hijacks have taken it too . . .	SurferJoe46 (51)
493309	2007-08-05 20:03:00	This thread will reach puberty before you know it:p Then its all over hahaha	rob_on_guitar (4196)
493310	2007-08-05 20:31:00	Yeah . . . puberty darned near did me in too! Vehicle accident #s 1 through 6, DOA once too! Motorcycle accidents #'s 1 through 4, not including any dirt bike or off road stuff! Ruined several Bell Magnum helmets with tire marks on them . As a pedestrian, got hit-n-run once and dragged about ¼ mile . Ruined the Austin Healey 3000 with my forehead and shoulder and beating on the hood with my fists . Stuck a G-Gasser into the end fence at 130 mph at the drag strip . . twice! Fell thirty feet from an oil derrick but broke my fall by hitting several wooden crossbeams on the way down . Splinters in palms, back and legs . Headaches for a month or two . Set off a homemade thermite/magnesium bomb (ain't telling where) within 20 feet of myself: went legally blind for two months . "John Doe" bomber made the front page of the local newspaper though . Oops . Crashed a bicycle into the tail fins of a 1959 Cadillac and tore my tongue out . Ruined the resale value of the classic car though . Drove a minibike 1 . 5 miles into an abandoned WW-II bunker, and ran out of gas . . no lights, no engine, <dark> . . . . really, really dark! I might've cried . . . . . Fell into/thru the deck of an abandoned mineshaft in the desert, lost three days that time . Slept a lot . Moaned a lot . Cried a lot . Considered eating my shoes . . lost shoes in the fall . . . to this day have no idea what shoes taste like . Partially eaten by several dogs . . Pasteur treatment twice . Big . . BIG needles into liver . Stuck my head thru the windshield of a Volkswagen as a passenger . Started dating girls . The MOST dangerous contact sport! I hope the statute of limitations has been exceeded for #6 above .	SurferJoe46 (51)
493311	2007-08-05 20:36:00	CVoices to forget: :cool: Van Halen: signs autographs to himself . . . . shallow, sloppy, boisterous for no good reason . . . screams like a little girl . Guess that's the rock 'n roll taken care of Nancy Sinatra: sister "one note" and her infected nasal passageways . That later got full O' coke Pat Boone: white bucks meet the switchblade and tattoo parlor . Seen him in Goth? <barf . . puke . . barf again> But he WAS a christian Yoko Ono: Oh No! 23 minutes in the iron maiden would be more fun . (get it?) Metla is the Iron Maiden Michael Bolton: you mean his head hasn't exploded yet? Should be a model on the cover of a "heaving-bosom" paperback novel, not singing . . . although he doesn't turn ME on! I guess you're not Gay enough Cheech Marin: needs more smoke Don't we all? Dolly Parton: just stand there and don't open your mouth . TiTs oot fer the lads . Placido Domingo: cheap copy of Pavarotti who has to slide to a note to make sure he might actually hit it . . . or not . Who said size don't matter? Bjork: talent to kill about, should play his accordion when he sings too . It's a GIRL John Mayer: a one hitter who is still looking for one good hit . But then think ENRON . Johnny Cash: couldn't carry rhythm in a peach basket . . . . and DIDN'T . . . lyrics were a problem too! Closer to God than even you . Axl Rose: nine-inch nails on a chalkboard . . . . spent the money for his vocal lessons on cheap booze and fishnet stockings . I worry about you sometimes Joe . Tiny Tim: we NEED you back, Tiny! Bring your monkey . I thought you were already here . David Lee Roth: skivvies too tight will give you a voice like this . If you remember this guys voice the he must have been whispering to you on the pillow . Stevie Nicks: 50% of the time anyway . . . Great use of bias cutting . loved the dress . Joe, you'd look good in it . Julio Iglesias: another Pavarotti wannabe . . . . poor but flashy performer with a very good manager or pr department But he's not white and middle class . Bowser from Sha-Na-Na: has a dog bone stuck in his nose . . twangy and nasal-y and never on key . False bass voice that never really hits the mark or the note . . or the tempo . . or . . . My record collection . James Blunt: not beautiful, handsome or even passable in the dark . A definite two-bagger . Who? Ozzie Osborn: was THAT singing? I thought your neck got sick and threw up! Posed as the face on the airline's airsick bags . And is Metlas hero . Jesse McCartney: trying to ride his dad's cart . . but I think the horse stepped on his throat . He has a Dad? ANY Bollywood Singer: if there's even such a category as a "singer" in that land . Nah . Bollywood stuff is for real romantics . Neal Young: whiny, falsetto that may just be his natural voice . Lost without the rest of CSNY But still among the best . Dan Fogelberg: gives sensitivity a bad name . He has a bad name . Lee Greenwood: Nancy Sinatra on steroids . . . . . they are the same vocal range, prolly the same person too . Nancy never took steroids, she's naturaly that shape . Kurt Cobain: will never reach Nirvana as a single . Sounds like he swallowed a lit cigarette . [/QUOTE] Eve met his "other half? Did I mention Joe Cocker? Nope . . guess I didn't . He gave voice lessons to Michael Bolton . . . class dismissed! He was a bus conductor in Bolton, Lancashire (you know, that had so many holes they gould fill the Albert hall)	JackStraw (6573)
493312	2007-08-05 20:44:00	Eh> Quote: Bjork: talent to kill about, should play his accordion when he sings too . It's a GIRL THAT was my mineshaft canary! Good on ya!	SurferJoe46 (51)
493313	2007-08-05 22:27:00	he he he that was quite the response...	rob_on_guitar (4196)
493314	2007-08-06 00:13:00	Just read my last post. Hmmm. That was the one I "lost" last night. Hope you took no offence Joe as none was intended. I got a bit "entertained" last night. I must remember, Wild Turkey is not lemonade. p.s I think I could have done better with Kurt Corbain, like. " didn't he say "I Don't have a gun? ""	JackStraw (6573)
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