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| Thread ID: 143471 | 2017-01-21 20:43:00 | So what DID Donald and Melania whisper to each other? | WalOne (4202) | PC World Chat |
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| 1430919 | 2017-01-21 20:43:00 | SATIRE: President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump had the floor to themselves for the first dance at the Inaugural Ball. American spy agency the NSA provided @GCSBIntercepts with the transcript of their waltzing whisperings … Melania: I'm very proud of you Barack. Donald: What?!?! Melania: I thought that was what first lady was supposed to say during first dance. Did I do wrong? Are you going to lock me up too? Donald: No. Nobody's getting locked up … Melania: Good. Donald: … until Monday. Melania: Why are you waiting till Monday to start work? Donald: I need to ask Google a few things first. Melania: What things? Donald: What's in the constitution, how to build a wall, what NATO stands for – you know, work stuff. Melania: Why not ask Google now. He's just over there. Donald: No Melania, that's not Google. That's Mike Pence. He's the Vice President. Melania: But you ask him everything. I thought he is Advice President. Donald: No, vice not advice. Look, don't tell anyone but I need to ask for help because I'm starting out with a totally clean sheet. Melania: Oh, clean sheet. OK, I understand. Like after that party in Moscow. Is that why you ask Putin for help too? Donald: No. And we don't talk about Putin – remember? Melania: Sorry. There are just so many things to remember not to talk about. Putin, Trump University, the Trump Foundation, Trump Steaks, the Trump Shuttle, Trump Casinos, Trump Water , Trump Magazine … Donald: Yes, alright Melania … Melania: … that Trump ties are made in China … Donald: Ok, Melania, that's enough. Melania: Oh and pussies. Which reminds me. I know they're tiny but keep your hands above my waist. Donald: Ok, well at least kiss me for the cameras. It will look good on Fox News. Melania: Ok then, three. Donald: Just one will do. Melania: No. Three thousand for a kiss. You know the deal. And cash, not credit. I've seen your tax returns. Donald: And we don't talk about my tax returns. Ever. They don't exist any more. Like Obamacare, free trade and free speech. Melania: If free speech doesn't exist why didn't the secret service agents stop the protesters? Donald: Because they're there to protect me. And it was cold and blustery and my scalp tape was starting to peel away. Melania: Wait. I thought we definitely didn't talk about THAT. @GCSBIntercepts :banana :lol::lol: |
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