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Thread ID: 75067	2006-12-15 04:14:00	Seasonal joke	stu161204 (123)	PC World Chat

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506810	2006-12-15 04:14:00	Since its only 10 days till Xmas :eek: :dogeye: :waughh: Here is a Xmas joke: From: www.nzherald.co.nz Seasonal joke: A man in Christchurch calls his son in Auckland two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing." "What? Why, Dad?" the son asks. "After 40 years we can't stand the sight of each other. It's over. I'm moving out tomorrow," the father says. "I'm sick of talking about this - you call your sister in Dunedin and tell her." The old man hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who is upset at the news. "They can't get divorced," she says, "I'll talk to them." She calls her father, "You can't get a divorce, Dad. You and Mum have been so happy together. At least don't make a decision until I get there. We'll both be there by tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing." She hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way." :lol: :D	stu161204 (123)
506811	2006-12-15 06:16:00	In this PC age trust "granny herald" to ruin a good joke. The original is about a jewish man calling his son and the event is Hanukah, the Jewish celebration from which christmas was derived.	theother1 (3573)
506812	2006-12-15 07:42:00	As I understand it, Christmas came about when Constantine knew that his population of forcibly converted pagans (converted to Christianity) would want to celebrate their usual feasts, but instead of calling it whatever the pagan feast name was, he called it 'Christmas' (or some name that became Christmas) and made a pagan festival into a Christian celebration of Jesus birth.	pine-o-cleen (2955)
506813	2006-12-15 09:13:00	Well if I got a call like that I certainly wouldn't interfere in their decision, after 40 years they are old enough to make up their own minds about staying together or not, and me being the child, would certainly be old enough to cope seeing as I had my own home by then.	pctek (84)
506814	2006-12-15 10:15:00	Holy hell, You guys couldn't have ruined that joke anymore if you had got a degree in Joke Killing and then dedicated every waking moment of the rest of your lives to the cause.......	Metla (12)
506815	2006-12-15 11:03:00	Holy hell, You guys couldn't have ruined that joke anymore if you had got a degree in Joke Killing and then dedicated every waking moment of the rest of your lives to the cause.......C'mon Metz... don't understate it. Add... ...the very fires of Hades can't contribute more to the desiccation of the humour; nor would the Seven Pains of Vice and the accumulated anti-heroes combined with the swords of the Cruel-Earth, if they rose up and consummed the will to exist of the agonised existance of anyone remotely humoured by the joke.	Greg (193)
506816	2006-12-15 11:17:00	Your right, I have a tendency for understatement, I'll make sure I get that sorted.... ...........:D:D:D	Metla (12)
506817	2006-12-15 11:38:00	C'mon Metz... don't understate it. Add... ...the very fires of Hades can't contribute more to the desiccation of the humour; nor would the Seven Pains of Vice and the accumulated anti-heroes combined with the swords of the Cruel-Earth, if they rose up and consummed the will to exist of the agonised existance of anyone remotely humoured by the joke. Dammit, it's a thesis. In Bah humbug. A BhD	R2x1 (4628)
506818	2006-12-15 13:42:00	Christmas and Hannukah comes from a completely different website ... excuse me for that damn advert sneeking in, " ... from completly different origins"	netchicken (4843)
506819	2006-12-15 19:18:00	Tis the season to be leary . . . tra la la la la la la . . . blah :yuck: Yep, some people just know how to ruin a good thing :thumbs:	Shortcircuit (1666)
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