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Thread ID: 75702	2007-01-07 19:55:00	Monday Laughs: Bible Class.......	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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513672	2007-01-07 19:55:00	Tommy was at Bible Class yesterday morning, and looking for some connection with biblical stories to use for the day's lesson, the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, mechanic, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Tommy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. After a little prodding by the teacher, Tommy finally said: "Well, my father works nights as an exotic dancer in a Gay Nightclub and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with men, rent cheap motel rooms and let them sleep with him." The teacher was shocked and quickly set the other children some Bible passages to study, then she took little Tommy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Tommy, "It's not really Miss, but he plays cricket for the Black Caps and I was just too embarrassed to say." Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
513673	2007-01-07 20:11:00	Don't blame the kid. Ird do the same.	JJJJJ (528)
513674	2007-01-07 20:24:00	By the Loch A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch . For several minutes they sat silently . Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts Angus" . "Well, uh, I was thinkin' . . . perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss . " The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek . Then he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch . Minutes passed and the girl spoke again . "Another penny for your thoughts Angus" . "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle . The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds . Then he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch . After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus . " "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg . " The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee . Then he blushed and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again . "Another penny for your thoughts Angus" . The young man glanced down with a furled brow . "Well, noo," he said, "My thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time . " "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation . "Aye," said the lad, nodding . The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request . Then he said, "Dae ye no think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?" :D	smithie 38 (6684)
513675	2007-01-08 00:10:00	RESOLUTIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR I will try to figure out why I really need 9 email addresses. I will stop sending email to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children — my own. I will answer my snail-mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my email. I will stop sending email, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I will resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily…well once a week…okay, monthly then…or maybe. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher. When I hear “What do you want to today?” I will not reply “PF1 Tech Support.” When I hear a funny joke I will not reply,”LOL…LOL!” I will read the manual…just as soon as I can find it. I will think of a password other than “password.” I will stop checking my email at 3:00 in the morning…4:30 is much more practical. I resolve…I resolve to…I resolve to, uh,…I resolve to, uh, get my, ER…I resolve to, uh, get my, ER, off-line work done, too! I will read all of the mail from all the lists I have subscribed to. I will not “throw” another snowball via email; at least not ‘til next year. I will remember to protect my friends email addresses by putting their addresses in the Bcc:field when I am doing a mass email. I will keep my email messages neat by copy and pasting into a new message instead of forwarding one that has to be opened 10x to read! I will reduce my PF1 browsing time to just 18 hours a day...	johcar (6283)
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