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Thread ID: 75913 2007-01-14 08:11:00 Inspired by SurferJoe> World's worst news thread :) Shortcircuit (1666) PC World Chat
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515815 2007-01-14 08:11:00 OK, SurferJoe seems to think us Southerners have lost our funny bones and can no longer laugh at irony, pathos, Posh or Becks.

I therefore propose the world's worst news stories just to show that we can laugh with the rest of them.

My starting (or possibly parting) shot:

Morrissey to pen song for Eurovision Song Contest because he thought last year's entries were sheeeite.

"I was horrified but not surprised to see the UK fail again. There's a question I keep asking myself - why didn't they ask me? It keeps going round in my head," he said.

For those of you with brain cells and memory, his most famous ditty was: "Heaven knows I'm miserable now..." and you can now add "And you will be when you hear this." :eek:
Shortcircuit (1666)
515816 2007-01-14 08:37:00 Morrissey is still alive?? :eek: :eek: I thought he'd topped himself just to bring The Smiths to a logical conclusion........ Winston001 (3612)
515817 2007-01-14 23:06:00 From Aunty Herald today:

New Zealand MPs hiding gas guzzlers in their garages (actually more than a few of them look like they are methane producers in their own right).

Ms Fitzsimmons comment:

"There isn't a hill on the Coromandel that my Jazz has a problem with, as long as you don't feel that your masculinity is seriously threatened by changing down a gear."

I always thought she looked slightly butch behind the wheel :rolleyes:
Shortcircuit (1666)
515818 2007-01-15 00:21:00 OK...I'll fall for my own creation:

SACRAMENTO, Jan. 14 (UPI) -- A 28-year-old mother of three has died after participating in a water drinking contest for a California radio station.

LINK HERE (www.upi.com)

Now, ya gotta ask: "Yeah, but did she win?"

Now, youse guys pick the category into which this falls.
SurferJoe46 (51)
515819 2007-01-15 03:17:00 Joe - that deceased lady even made front page of the Christchurch, NZ, newspaper this morning. Scouse (83)
515820 2007-01-15 03:40:00 ...but how would I know SurferJoe46 (51)
515821 2007-01-15 03:54:00 www.stuff.co.nz Scouse (83)
515822 2007-01-15 04:53:00 Hmmmm, today i actually read the worlds worst news story I won't post a link to it, but lets just say

Screech? from "Saved by the Bell" has made a naughty video that you will soon be able to purchase,

just enter screech into google to see what this stud looks like, truly frightning
Morgenmuffel (187)
515823 2007-01-15 05:05:00 Dammit, I should have said


"Shortland Street" is Back

Surely there is nothing worse than that


well apart from NZ idol, Survivor, biggest loser .......
Morgenmuffel (187)
515824 2007-01-15 12:11:00 Artist cooks meal in own body fat (www.news.com.au). vinref (6194)
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