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Thread ID: 77494	2007-03-11 21:36:00	Monday Laughs: US drivers..............	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
532204	2007-03-12 08:18:00	Im boring you? Never mind, I'll double the effort.	Metla (12)
532205	2007-03-12 08:41:00	Im boring you? Never mind, I'll double the effort. No matter how hard you have tried up until now, you have always bored me Metla. I somehow doubt that you will be able to change that.	John H (8)
532206	2007-03-12 08:42:00	Lmfao. Onwards and upwards then.......	Metla (12)
532207	2007-03-12 10:06:00	Personally, I prefer the two finger salute. I'm sure someone further south can oblige if you really feel you've earned one. :thumbs:	R2x1 (4628)
532208	2007-03-12 10:14:00	A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership . Taking off down the road, he accelerated to 60 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left . "Amazing!" he thought, so he turned onto the I-95 and took it up to 90 mph . A mile or so further on, he suddenly saw the highway patrol coming up behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring . "I can get away from him . No problem!" thought the elderly nutcase, and he took the Corvette up to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph! Then suddenly, he thought: "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense," so he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him . Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes . Today is Friday . If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go . " The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper . I thought you were bringing her back!" "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper . ******************************************* The cop got out of his car and walked back to the vehicle he had just stopped . The kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window and waited for him to speak . "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said . The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could . " When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket . True story . . . I was stopped once for speeding by a cop in an unmarked car . He says "Is there any reason you were travelling so fast?" I said "Yes, but not a very good one" . He let me off .	Greg (193)
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