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| Thread ID: 77650 | 2007-03-17 05:25:00 | Test For Dementia | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 533799 | 2007-03-17 05:25:00 | Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question . You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are . . . . Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race . You overtake the second person . What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time . Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are . . . ? (scroll down) Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again . Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky Arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator . Try it . Take 1000 and add 40 to it . Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total? Scroll down for answer . . . . . Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100 . If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right . . . Maybe . Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1 . Nana, 2 . Nene, 3 . Nini, 4 . Nono . What is the name of the fifth daughter? Did you Answer Nunu? Of course that's wrong again! Her name is Mary . Re-read the question! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush . By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done . Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses . How does HE indicate what he wants? He just has to open his mouth and ask . . . It's really very simple . :dogeye: |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 533800 | 2007-03-17 06:12:00 | Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How does HE indicate what he wants? .... He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.:dogeye: Umm.... why would a blind man be buying sunglasses? :waughh::confused::lol: |
Dannz (1668) | ||
| 533801 | 2007-03-17 08:37:00 | Umm.... why would a blind man be buying sunglasses? :waughh::confused::lol: Most of them do, so you can't see their (in some cases) shrivelled, deformed or missing eyes..... |
george12 (7) | ||
| 533802 | 2007-03-18 01:08:00 | Never mind the nit picking, how many did you get right on the third try? Be honest now. (I got 2, but dropped back a bit on the 4th and fifth sitting of the test.) Luckily there's NCEA, so I am expecting to get a BA once I get two more cereal boxtops posted away. |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 533803 | 2007-03-18 02:06:00 | This is the most frightening thread I have seen on PF1. Joe - I just went off you in a big way. |
Laura (43) | ||
| 533804 | 2007-03-18 02:54:00 | I thought the second one was a trick question, I said Id be lapping them. Is that still a correct answer or a smart ass answer? :nerd: besides that i got 3 correct. (Going fast). |
rob_on_guitar (4196) | ||
| 533805 | 2007-03-18 07:16:00 | This is the most frightening thread I have seen on PF1. Joe - I just went off you in a big way. OK..is this a chocky fish or did I insult you? I surely never meant it to be frightening....my bro-in-law sent it to me, as it was in his office network in Costa Mesa for a while and thought I'd enjoy it..sorry if I offended you Laura..it was not my intention...:confused: |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
| 533806 | 2007-03-18 08:03:00 | Laura NOW is the time to jerk the line just so, and start reeling in.:D | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 533807 | 2007-03-18 08:30:00 | O dear, oh dear... Not sure which of the last 2 posts I'm laughing about most. Don't worry, Joe - you didn't offend me. Just a piece of humour which obviously didn't transfer well from southern to northern hemispheres. And the rod is unfortunately in the shed, not here. (Advice good, though - one chancer to another ...) |
Laura (43) | ||
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