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Thread ID: 77739 2007-03-20 19:50:00 The poor, poor girl sarel (2490) PC World Chat
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534603 2007-03-20 21:40:00 I liked this best...

"I well know english"
mejobloggs (264)
534604 2007-03-21 00:13:00 "In my heart there is an empty seat" - brilliant, I'll add that to my list of pick-up lines :p


Maybe she couldn't get a seat on the new Airbus.

Shame too, with English like that, she'd be a natural.
SurferJoe46 (51)
534605 2007-03-21 02:30:00 "In my heart there is an empty seat" - brilliant, I'll add that to my list of pick-up lines :p

Average.....I prefer:

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together." :p
allblack (6574)
534606 2007-03-21 04:35:00 Oh noo, puh-leeease :p Hadn't heard that before though mejobloggs (264)
534607 2007-03-21 08:04:00 I'm so glad it brought a bit of fun into your dreary Wednesday lives. Yup, came of a spam email but I couldn't help myself after I nearly cried at the use of English. But then, with Russian brides you don't know - somebody I know that went there to "get the girl of his life" told me "I didn't marry her to talk to me, you know .....". Funny then that they divorced after about two years.

sarel
sarel (2490)
534608 2007-03-21 13:39:00 Somewhat along the lines of the subject... after I seperated from my ex several years ago a Chinese neighbour who's children were friendly with mine asked me to marry her sister - the pay package was twenty thousand bucks up front, a twenty thousand all-expenses paid tour to China to check out the prospective bride, twenty thou to agree to the deal, and twenty thou more once the marriage went through.

Needless to say I still haven't found the need to learn any Chinese language! :lol:
Greg (193)
534609 2007-03-21 13:39:00 I am so truly sorry for this poor bereft girl that I forwarded to her a raffle advice I received for a raffle I had not entered. I suggest she claims the US$500,000 prize and gets some cushions for her seats. R2x1 (4628)
534610 2007-03-21 19:45:00 Here's another one . :angry Web bots take note: spam :D his email addresses!!


From: robsonbight1870@yahoo . co . uk United Kingdom
To: robsonbight1870@terra . es


My name is Robson Bight . A member of Independent Committee of Eminent Persons (ICEP), Switzerland . ICEP is charged with the responsibility of finding bank accounts in Switzerland belonging to non-Swiss indigenes, which have remained dormant since World War II, It may interest you to know that In July of 1997, the Swiss Banker's Association published a list of dormant accounts originally opened by non-Swiss citizens .
These accounts had been dormant since the end of World War II (May 9, 1945) . Most belonged to Holocaust victims . The continuing efforts of the Independent Committee of Eminent Persons (ICEP) have since resulted in the discovery of additional dormant bank accounts - 54,000 in December, 1999 .
The published lists contain all types of dormant accounts, including interest-bearing savings accounts, securities accounts, safe deposit boxes, custody accounts, and non-interest-bearing transaction accounts . Numbered accounts are also included .
Interest is paid on accounts that were interest bearing when establish The Claims Resolution Tribunal has been mandated to report all unclaimed funds for permanent closure of accounts and transfer of existing credit balance into the treasury of Switzerland government as provided by the law for management of assets of deceased beneficiaries who died interstate
(living no wills) .

Being a top executive at ICEP, I have all secret details and necessary contacts for claim of this funds without any hitch . The funds will be banked in any of the bank account you provere . All that is required is for you to provide me your details for processing of
the necessary legal, and administrative claim documents for transfer of the funds to you .
Provide me with your full name, address, and telephone/fax . My share will be 70 percent and your share is 30 per cent of the total amount . the fund is $46 MILLION DOLLARS . :groan: THERE IS NO :eek: RISK INVOLVED . :lol: You can find additional information about unclaimed funds through the internet at the following websites:
www . swissbankclaims . com
www . icheic . org
www . livingheirs . com
www . wiesenthal . com
The Holocaust Claims Processing Office has put funds in Escrow awaiting submission of valid claims for necessary disbursement . I find myself privileged to have this information and this may be a great opportunity for a life time of success without risks .
Thank you for your prompt response . Due to security reasons, reply to my via email only . You may reply to me securelyon:robsonbight1870@yahoo . co . uk
Sincerely,
Robson Bight .

You may reply to me securelyon:robsonbight1870@yahoo . co . uk robsonbight1870@yahoo . co . uk United Kingdom robsonbight1870@terra . es robsonbight1870@yahoo . co . uk United Kingdom robsonbight1870@terra . esrobsonbight1870@yahoo . co . u k United Kingdom robsonbight1870@terra . esrobsonbight1870@yahoo . co . u k United Kingdom robsonbight1870@terra . esrobsonbight1870@yahoo . co . u k United Kingdom robsonbight1870@terra . es
Strommer (42)
534611 2007-03-21 20:02:00 Ya know, I have to build up my retirement fund so I may just contact Mister Bight - bl**dy hell, doesn't he take the big byte of the $70 mill? Greedy b*stard. Perhaps we should introduce Mr Bight to our Russian Alena.

LOL

sarel
sarel (2490)
534612 2007-03-22 00:10:00 Well, Robsus Bite sounds an honest chap, perhaps I'll send him a free copy of Vista. Should he turn out to be a scoundrel, I'll send him two more. R2x1 (4628)
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