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Thread ID: 143816 2017-04-14 22:15:00 Fallen branches Greg (193) PC World Chat
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1434247 2017-04-21 09:16:00 Free firewood! Laggard (17509)
1434248 2017-04-21 09:59:00 The job was actually pretty near half done anyway, the tree was effectively cut down, you only had to cut it up.
;)
R2x1 (4628)
1434249 2017-04-22 02:19:00 Lol. zqwerty (97)
1434250 2017-04-23 11:23:00 The job was actually pretty near half done anyway, the tree was effectively cut down, you only had to cut it up.
;)

Worst job I ever did was cut DOWN a willow trunk 2 metres away from a block of flats,the trunk was as high as the flats! No room to fell it, so up an extension ladder 800 cm diameter at the top, over a metre at the bottom, slice by slice. not very nice using a chainsaw in that situation, plus dropping the rounds was pretty scary. Cleaning up afterwards was a piece of cake! Weirdest willow I have ever seen.
Laggard (17509)
1434251 2017-04-24 19:44:00 Worst job I ever did
When I was in Auckland my neighbour's house needed a tree to be trimmed. Now, I have a healthy respectful fear of heights, but this guy realised the error of his ways, when half way through the job he got down off the tree, dumped his chainsaw on the lawn and said he'll never climb another tree again. He must've been going through some sort of crisis to suddenly give up his livelihood just like that.
Greg (193)
1434252 2017-04-25 04:36:00 Oh tree stories.
Husband loves cutting them down.

Gives me the screaming horrors. He's banned from the big ones now.

Probably partly seeing the pics up Woodhill Forest that show the results of mistakes with chainsaws, and his tendency to hypoglycemia.

Worst was he was just going to trim a few bit on a tree we were going to take down next day 7 years ago). Young guy who worked for power co and climbed pylons, was going to do the climbing and branch trimming.

I say to husband wait for him. No.

So as husband stands on ladder with hand saw, I go in not to watch and after a bit ph rings.
Son.

I say oh your dad is up a tree killing himself....look out and actually by then he was.

He'd abandoned the ladder, climbed further up, was at least 20' up and standing on a skinny branch, one hand on trunk, totally and utterly hypo.

I drop phone and start running, wondering how I will climb, hold him, climb back down when he solved that issue by letting go of the trunk.

He flew nicely, arms out stretched for oh a good nano second, before (luckily) reaching out with one hand, catching another branch, which swung him out enough that he fell on the ground and not straight down on top of the corrugated iron fence directly below this tree.

After I revived him, tended to the cuts and bruises, hid the ladder and saw, he didn't believe me and to this day insists he was still on that ladder.
pctek (84)
1434253 2017-04-25 10:07:00 Worst job I ever did was cut DOWN a willow trunk 2 metres away from a block of flats,the trunk was as high as the flats! No room to fell it, so up an extension ladder 800 cm diameter at the top, over a metre at the bottom, slice by slice. not very nice using a chainsaw in that situation, plus dropping the rounds was pretty scary. Cleaning up afterwards was a piece of cake! Weirdest willow I have ever seen.

Silliest thing I ever did with trees involved neighbour, self, truck, trailer, 4 chainsaws, many spare sharp chains and a long weekend plus unwanted willows. We laboured hard for many hours, took two truck & trailer loads home of cut firewood, picked up three more loads following weekend. Got considerable exercise splitting and stacking the stuff, but come the following winter we were amazed to find that willow is as good for making heat as concrete blocks are. Burns brightly with a cheery flame and has flames that wouldn't singe thistledown. No heat. :(
R2x1 (4628)
1434254 2017-04-25 12:44:00 LOL @ pctek and R2x1 :nerd: You poor buggers! :eek: Greg (193)
1434255 2017-04-25 22:48:00 Silliest thing I ever did with trees involved neighbour, self, truck, trailer, 4 chainsaws, many spare sharp chains and a long weekend plus unwanted willows. We laboured hard for many hours, took two truck & trailer loads home of cut firewood, picked up three more loads following weekend. Got considerable exercise splitting and stacking the stuff, but come the following winter we were amazed to find that willow is as good for making heat as concrete blocks are. Burns brightly with a cheery flame and has flames that wouldn't singe thistledown. No heat. :(He who chops wood gets warm twice, but not for you. plod (107)
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