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| Thread ID: 150596 | 2022-04-15 22:13:00 | Easter, my thoughts on my religion | kenj (9738) | PC World Chat |
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| 1485527 | 2022-04-15 22:13:00 | OK, this is a bit of fun! Now that I have said that. I have to confess that for some years now, I have declared on the census and any other document that queries my religion, that I am a Pastafarian. I worship in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I attach a short doco on the same and would love your thoughts on this. Pastafarian Prayer Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen. R'amen youtu.be Ken ;) |
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| 1485528 | 2022-04-15 23:14:00 | I'm offended. No wait, I'm hurt and offended. I'm hurt, offended AND feeling marginalised and vulnerable. Now we've sorted that, where's my taxpayer-funded payment for the distress you've caused me? |
allblack (6574) | ||
| 1485529 | 2022-04-15 23:33:00 | Sent you a cheque! :) :) | kenj (9738) | ||
| 1485530 | 2022-04-15 23:48:00 | A cheque? You're being ageist. I can handle electronic transfer. Price just doubled. |
allblack (6574) | ||
| 1485531 | 2022-04-16 01:04:00 | What's the meaning of "Electronic"? Is Electronic made from noodle extract? :) I can pay you in our $Noodle currency |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1485532 | 2022-04-16 03:09:00 | Meatball says it all. | decibel (11645) | ||
| 1485533 | 2022-04-16 03:59:00 | Pastafarian Prayer Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen. I would be a heretic then, I'm not a fan of Parmesan and would use grated Epicure cheddar. Definitely the pizza, sauce and ramen as well though. From their site: Pastafarians have wonderful religious ceremonies. We celebrate every Friday as a holy day. Around the time of Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, Pastafarians celebrate a vaguely defined holiday named ‘Holiday’.. Pastafarians celebrate Holiday however they please. We also celebrate Pastover and Ramendan. Scroll for a list of their special days....LOL Too big to post here |
piroska (17583) | ||
| 1485534 | 2022-04-16 04:35:00 | Sent you a cheque! :) :) LOL Banks don't take cheques these days, they have been discontinued. :D | wainuitech (129) | ||
| 1485535 | 2022-04-16 04:38:00 | LOL Banks don't take cheques these days, they have been discontinued. :D You caught on quick!:lol::lol::lol: Ken |
kenj (9738) | ||
| 1485536 | 2022-04-16 04:40:00 | pastafarians.org.au Ken :banana:banana:banana ps.April 16th Sea Monkey Soup Day |
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