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| Thread ID: 78834 | 2007-04-30 00:06:00 | Monday Laughs: Benefits of Retirement! ............. | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 545421 | 2007-05-02 22:42:00 | Surplus jokes . . . . . . . . . . . . Free for the laughing GOOD A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI . A $40 speeding ticket was included . Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a picture of $40 . The police responded with another mailed photo of a set of handcuffs . BETTER Madison, WI, policeman found a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many . Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD" . The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road after the trap with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money . (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding . A State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball . He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls . " There was a moment of silence, then he closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left . Cheers Billy 8-{) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 545422 | 2007-05-03 00:10:00 | THE AGING PROCESS By George CarlinActually i've allways rounded my age to my nearest birthday. I'm currently there-fore 45, and utterly amazed to have (almost) got this far! 10,000 days to go, and it's all over rover! |
personthingy (1670) | ||
| 545423 | 2007-05-03 01:37:00 | I am now officially sick of the word "retiree" | Jams (1051) | ||
| 545424 | 2007-05-03 01:44:00 | I am now officially sick of the word "retiree"... and you would prefer ....???? Pensioner (ain't necessarily so ...) OAP (see above) Crumbly (see above, again) Oldster (yuk!) Senior (double yuk!) Senior citizen (:horrified) I'm sure there are lots more equally dumb ways of describing someone "of mature years" who no longer works for a living... ;) |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 545425 | 2007-05-03 01:51:00 | It's no joke. Your Q & A true. You are discribing me. How did you find out? | JJJJJ (528) | ||
| 545426 | 2007-05-03 03:07:00 | ... and you would prefer ....???? Pensioner (ain't necessarily so ...) OAP (see above) Crumbly (see above, again) Oldster (yuk!) Senior (double yuk!) Senior citizen (:horrified) I'm sure there are lots more equally dumb ways of describing someone "of mature years" who no longer works for a living... ;) Surrounded by fifty year old kids (works for me.) |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 545427 | 2007-05-03 04:00:00 | ... and you would prefer ... .???? Pensioner (ain't necessarily so ... ) OAP (see above) Crumbly (see above, again) Oldster (yuk!) Senior (double yuk!) Senior citizen (:horrified) I'm sure there are lots more equally dumb ways of describing someone "of mature years" who no longer works for a living ... ;) Aged? Older persons? Both used by central/local government in official publications ... |
Lizard (2409) | ||
| 545428 | 2007-05-03 04:06:00 | ... and you would prefer ... .???? ... ... ... ... ..I like calling myself an old fart actually, just because my choice of work puts me in a position where i am often the oldest person in the room ... | personthingy (1670) | ||
| 545429 | 2007-05-03 04:38:00 | How about "person"? | Graham L (2) | ||
| 545430 | 2007-05-03 04:59:00 | I'm sure there are lots more equally dumb ways of describing someone "of mature years" who no longer works for a living... ;) Lucky. Plenty who are still slaving away. |
pctek (84) | ||
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