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| Thread ID: 79125 | 2007-05-09 00:17:00 | Some Tuesday Humor (US Tuesday, That Is!) | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 548473 | 2007-05-09 00:17:00 | GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE : 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! |
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| 548474 | 2007-05-10 10:40:00 | Growing old can be one hell of a burden, but it is a long way ahead of the alternate - dying young. Age has wearied them and the years condemned - but it was fun getting there, in a kinder world than todays. Ken S |
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