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Thread ID: 79097	2007-05-08 02:26:00	Tru Friendship lol	never-u-mind (6500)	PC World Chat

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548159	2007-05-08 02:26:00	I don't know why but I had this urge to post something and lacking in a real clever story filled with fantastic tales I give you this ....... (if you've already heard it .... bite your tongue, close the window, block your ears but paaaaalease don't post a post just to say you've already heard it. Pretty please.... I am seriously hard up for something intelligent to say so let this one go.) :cool: O.K here we go ........ True' Friendship - None of that Sissy Rubbish. Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the b******rd who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some. 4. When you are scared - I will take the piss about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you shut the hell up. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you - dumb sh*t . 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth. :help:	never-u-mind (6500)
548160	2007-05-08 04:28:00	Rule 3 is so true.:p	rob_on_guitar (4196)
548161	2007-05-08 05:53:00	I could have done with these reminders in the weekend. but ya made me laugh...which hasnt happened in a long time. :lol: so which one are you? the one being told it? or the one telling it? hopefully in the future........im not the one being tattle tailed on... beetle	beetle (243)
548162	2007-05-08 06:04:00	I've always liked this one: "A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Damn that was fun.'" :p	Jen (38)
548163	2007-05-08 06:24:00	I've always liked this one: "A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Damn that was fun.'" :pA variation on the same theme, that i nsaw in all places on the wall of a police station: "A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Jees, we really ****ed up that time.'"	personthingy (1670)
548164	2007-05-08 07:00:00	I've always liked this one: "A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Damn that was fun.'" :p Funnily enough, I was in that situation last year, that is a good one	rob_on_guitar (4196)
548165	2007-05-09 03:22:00	Thats what I would call the perfect friendship. Honest, to the point, rational. Most of the people I know are ummmm what you can call "seasonal" "occasional" friends. They are there if you want them to be and know you are the type of person who loves personal, physical, mental, space. Obviously this only works if you're all on the same wave length. I would definitely be the type who would send a message/card like this to someone.	never-u-mind (6500)
548166	2007-05-09 03:58:00	A variation on the same theme, that i nsaw in all places on the wall of a police station: "A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Jees, we really ****ed up that time.'" I prefer: "A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body."	Lizard (2409)
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