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Thread ID: 79024 2007-05-06 01:35:00 Tragedy JJJJJ (528) PC World Chat
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547513 2007-05-06 01:35:00 Subject: FW: Tragedy Defined


Prime Minister John Howard was visiting a primary school
and he visited
one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion
related to
words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the Prime Minister if he would like to lead
the discussion
on the word "tragedy".

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a
"tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who
lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and
kills him,that
would be a 'tragedy'".
"No," said Howard, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying fifty
children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a
tragedy." "I'm
afraid not," explained the Prime Minister "That's what we
would call a
great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. John
Howard searched
the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his
hand...In a quiet
voice he said: "If the aeroplane carrying you and Mrs
Howard was struck by a
"friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would
be a tragedy.

"Fantastic!" exclaimed John Howard. "That's right. And can
you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little Johnny "It has to be a tragedy, because it
certainly
wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fu**ing
accident
either."
JJJJJ (528)
547514 2007-05-06 02:00:00 lol :p qazwsxokmijn (102)
547515 2007-05-06 07:17:00 8/10. Deathwish (143)
547516 2007-05-06 07:29:00 Hah thats a good one! :rolleyes: Chrisn (9819)
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