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Thread ID: 79062	2007-05-06 22:53:00	Monday Laughs: Otara Earthquake Relief..............	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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547928	2007-05-07 04:30:00	Stereotyping based on your place of residence isn't funny. Yes there are people like that in Otara but certainly not all of them. Sorry about that pctek. :( Monday Laughs is aimed at people who can appreciate a joke and don't take life that seriously, so regrettably it is bound to offend certain types of people from time to time. If it offended you, please substitute your current domicile in place of Otara, make the necessary consequential amendments to suit the foibles and failings of your community/family/friends/imagination, have a chuckle, then find a mirror and give yourself a jolly good telling off for having a viable sense of humour. Personally, and as a South Auckland boy from wayback, I simply can't find it in my heart to take offence at such jokes. It is good that we can laugh at ourselves, life is a one-way ticket to nowhere so we might as well look out the window as we travel and try to enjoy the ride. Cheers Billy 8-{) :dogeye:	Billy T (70)
547929	2007-05-07 04:42:00	Sorry about that pctek. :( Monday Laughs is aimed at people who can appreciate a joke and don't take life that seriously, so regrettably it is bound to offend certain types of people from time to time. If it offended you, please substitute your current domicile in place of Otara, make the necessary consequential amendments to suit the foibles and failings of your community/family/friends/imagination, have a chuckle, then find a mirror and give yourself a jolly good telling off for having a viable sense of humour. Personally, and as a South Auckland boy from wayback, I simply can't find it in my heart to take offence at such jokes. It is good that we can laugh at ourselves, life is a one-way ticket to nowhere so we might as well look out the window as we travel and try to enjoy the ride. Cheers Billy 8-{) :dogeye: Go Billy :D I thought the 'tek' bit mighta dropped off in the chilly Southland Autumnal weather :stare: Me- I'm over PC people from anywhere... and in case anyone wants to know- yes, Otara is really like that. I have been there (repeatedly) and seen it with my own eyes for many years. The people are wonderful though when they are not high on P :thumbs:	Shortcircuit (1666)
547930	2007-05-07 04:43:00	Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" lol, indeed; poor guy. :p And Pctek - we all can use a bit of laughing at ourselves from time to time. I can sometimes laugh at jokes my friends make about me being an Asian driver lol. :p And even some of my 'gangster' friends often laughs at themselves for being the way they can be.	qazwsxokmijn (102)
547931	2007-05-07 07:42:00	It reminded me a bit too much of Nationals PM going on about dole bludgers in a certain other street.	pctek (84)
547932	2007-05-07 08:45:00	Otara... is there where people usually get their vegetables? Cheers :)	Renmoo (66)
547933	2007-05-07 11:45:00	Billy, if you don't mind me asking, did you recieve an infraction for the use of "f********"? Edit - Hey, repeating the word don't make it right either - Bruce	roddy_boy (4115)
547934	2007-05-08 00:44:00	Stereotyping based on your place of residence isn't funny. Yes there are people like that in Otara but certainly not all of them.It was hillarous.. and i'm born and dragged up from South Ak... There's people just like that in CHCH too! I'm surrounded by them. comes from having a methodone clinic 150 metres in one direction, and a pub 150 metres in the other. It could just as easily have been a Linwood joke!	personthingy (1670)
547935	2007-05-09 00:40:00	This one was too good to wait until next week: I was in Foodtown buying a couple of large bags of Tux for our dog Hoover, so named because he sucks up food and money at an incredible rate, and was in the 10 items or less checkout line when the woman behind me in the queue asked if I had a dog . . . . . . D'oh! I was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse I told her no, I was starting the Tux Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time . I told her I had woken up in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms, but that I'd lost 20 kg so it was worth trying it again . Her eyes about bugged out of her head, so I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying everything I told her . I said that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Tux biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that they actually tasted quite good once you got used to them . I said that the packaging said the food was nutritionally complete and balanced, and I needed to lose more weight so I was going to try it again . (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her . ) Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital . I said no . . . . . I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me . I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door . Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
547936	2007-05-09 07:33:00	:lol: :lol: Now that one I like .	pctek (84)
547937	2007-05-09 15:02:00	LMAO Billy. I like trying to make up bogus stories, but I find if I look into their eyes for to long I start to crack up laughing which, of course, blows my cover.	Faded_Mantis (79)
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