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Thread ID: 79242	2007-05-13 21:37:00	Monday Laughs: You never know when it may be loaded..............	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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549601	2007-05-19 03:01:00	I just received this and had to pass it on.... I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and standing in line at the check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I woke up in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid woman... why else would I buy dog food??	pheonix (36)
549602	2007-05-19 08:02:00	THE RING An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side . He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend . The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring . The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special . " At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over . "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said . The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement . The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it . " The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check . I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said . Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man . "There's no money in that account . " "I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend! Don't mess with Old People	Cicero (40)
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