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551605 2007-05-21 01:06:00 Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An bagpipe player with a pager.

Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an bagpipe?
A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

Q: What's the range of an bagpipe?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Q: What's a gentleman?
A: Somebody who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between an onion and an bagpipe?
A: No-one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe player and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When a bagpipe is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a concertina?
A: The accordion takes longer to burn.

Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?
A: Hide it in a bagpipe case.

Q: What's a bagpipe good for?
A: Learning how to empty a football stadium in an emergency.

Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an bagpipe?
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
SurferJoe46 (51)
551606 2007-05-21 04:44:00 Hoots, mon! Hinka cumfae cashore canfeh? Ahl hityi oar hied 'caw taughtie.
















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