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| Thread ID: 79461 | 2007-05-21 01:06:00 | What's The Difference" (Actually BELONGS here!) | SurferJoe46 (51) | PC World Chat |
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| 551605 | 2007-05-21 01:06:00 | Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An bagpipe player with a pager. Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an bagpipe? A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. Q: What's the range of an bagpipe? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! Q: What's a gentleman? A: Somebody who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't. Q: What's the difference between an onion and an bagpipe? A: No-one cries when you chop up a bagpipe. Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe player and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers. Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When a bagpipe is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides. Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a concertina? A: The accordion takes longer to burn. Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in a bagpipe case. Q: What's a bagpipe good for? A: Learning how to empty a football stadium in an emergency. Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an bagpipe? A: A chainsaw can be tuned. |
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| 551606 | 2007-05-21 04:44:00 | Hoots, mon! Hinka cumfae cashore canfeh? Ahl hityi oar hied 'caw taughtie. Translation (http://www.paidmyre.demon.co.uk/) |
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