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Thread ID: 79422 2007-05-19 19:53:00 Speak Louder, Please! SurferJoe46 (51) PC World Chat
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551183 2007-05-19 19:53:00 A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day . Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper . " Hello ? "

" Is your daddy home? " he asked .

" Yes , " whispered the small voice .

May I talk with him? "

The child whispered, " No . "

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, " Is your Mommy there? " " Yes . "

" May I talk with her? "

Again the small voice whispered, " No . "

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, " Is anybody else there? "

" Yes , " whispered the child, " a policeman " .

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, " May I speak with the policeman? "

" No, he's busy " , whispered the child .

" Busy doing what? "

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman , " came the whispered answer .

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, " What is that noise? "

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice .

" What is going on there? " demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive .

Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter . "

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, " What are they searching for? "

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle . . . " ME . "
SurferJoe46 (51)
551184 2007-05-21 04:20:00 Hehehehehehehe :thumbs: never-u-mind (6500)
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