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Thread ID: 80074	2007-06-10 21:30:00	A Sunday Silly...	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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557988	2007-06-10 21:30:00	I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich . I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free . " "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail . One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning . She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff . " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center . One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open . I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week . " He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific . " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! My friend has a lifesaving tool in his car designed to cut through a seat belt if he gets trapped . He keeps it in the trunk . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10% . Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases . The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up . She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands . "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go . He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6 . He thought about it for some time before responding . "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces . " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yep, They Walk Among Us! They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . they VOTE!	SurferJoe46 (51)
557989	2007-06-10 21:48:00	A bit late for Sunday Joe - it's early Monday morning. Good laugh anyway.	somebody (208)
557990	2007-06-10 22:10:00	It's 14:14 Sunday the 10th here!	SurferJoe46 (51)
557991	2007-06-10 22:42:00	It's 14:14 Sunday the 10th here! Good ol' US of A! Aways struggling to catch up with the times and never quite making it. I see His Emptiness has now managed to kerfuffle the Pope, successfully adding to his long list of calamitous bloopers. Is it true that this guy can't breath and think at the same time? Seems clear that the choice is oxygen, or thinking, which is why he suffers from oxygen deprivation so often and can't think with his mouth open, or shut. And he was an F-102 fighter pilot in the Texas Air National Guard, and was described as a gifted pilot? He must have done a lot of powerful 'stuff' to scramble his brain that bad. Cheers Billy 8-{) :waughh:	Billy T (70)
557992	2007-06-11 02:57:00	He WAS gifted. he was a present from the REAL Air Force. PJ :lol:	Poppa John (284)
557993	2007-06-11 05:08:00	And he was an F-102 fighter pilot in the Texas Air National Guard, and was described as a gifted pilot? The Pope or the Plonker?	John H (8)
557994	2007-06-11 06:06:00	Too many inverted high-G pullouts.	SurferJoe46 (51)
557995	2007-06-11 06:18:00	Maybe not enough interns under his desk :p Or he asked for male interns :eek: :p	Myth (110)
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