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| Thread ID: 80076 | 2007-06-10 22:24:00 | Monday Laughs: After Beer......Wine & spirits...... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 558006 | 2007-06-12 21:25:00 | How many Mac owners does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1. None - there's no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes out with a solution. 2. Did you try rebooting with extensions off? 3. Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light. 4. Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one. 5. Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on anyone who infringes on the "look and feel" of the bulb changing method. 6. Mac users don't screw, they just click the genital icon. :D Good one, Nigel. As MAC_H8ER says, thanks for brightening a gloomy day. :thumbs: And you too, Billy: 7. Winlightguy to infest PC owner forums telling everybody how his lightbulbs never fail but if they do, they autoscrew until the lightbulb self-replicates; and challenging all PC owners to justify their ownership of non-selfscrewing bulbs. 8. Macbulbfan to finally work out what selfscrewing bulbs are all about and have a monumental hissy fit because it reflects badly on his image and ego as a selfscrewing Macman who never needs servicing. There may be more out there somewhere, still getting to grips with their problem............. BTW, this must the be first anti-Mac post where the paid Mac infiltrator Winmacguy has not retaliated within minutes, with his holier-than-thou Mac bs.:groan: |
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| 558007 | 2007-06-12 21:47:00 | yeah - where is he - i was expecting him to have a retaliation ready in the clipboard for us :lol: Billy T - that addition of the light bulb one was great too :D |
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