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| Thread ID: 80913 | 2007-07-09 06:26:00 | Monday Laughs: Weird folk............ | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 567327 | 2007-07-12 01:30:00 | It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too." There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is this 548 2048?" |
wratterus (105) | ||
| 567328 | 2007-07-12 02:22:00 | Most defanatly an "OH SH*T" moment there wratterus :eek: :p | MAC_H8ER (5897) | ||
| 567329 | 2007-07-12 22:46:00 | As everyone in NZ knows, one of our MP's recently referred to the Prime Minister of our nearest neighbour as a "Racist bastard' In a panel discussion on a recent Radio New Zealand's Afternoons programme, the following contribution came from a member of the panel "During the Bodyline bowling cricket series in the 1930's, a member of the Australian Team referred to a member of the English team as a bastard. The offended member went to the Australian dressing room to complain. The door was opened by a member of the Aussie team and the complaint passed. He turned to his mates and said,'OK, so which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?'" :lol: :lol: :lol: Jim |
Hhel (8073) | ||
| 567330 | 2007-07-13 09:58:00 | From my lab manual: You will be refused admission if not properly shod Not really a joke, but when you say it out loud.... :D |
Renmoo (66) | ||
| 567331 | 2007-07-14 05:57:00 | I'm sorry, I don't get it. | roddy_boy (4115) | ||
| 567332 | 2007-07-14 11:08:00 | shod = "shot" | Renmoo (66) | ||
| 567333 | 2007-07-14 21:01:00 | From my lab manual: You will be refused admission if not properly shod Not really a joke, but when you say it out loud . . . . :D We get the same sings here in stores and restaurants, but they go a little further: "No service without shoes and shirts" Nevermind that they don't say "pants" or "skirts" though . |
SurferJoe46 (51) | ||
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